Wow!
+0% upgrade!
What a deal, definitely worth 1.35M DP.
Shame on you PB… 
1.34M to upgrade… are you REALLY sure?!
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Welcome Back to 'TotallyNotDash breaks Everything!'
long, boring, cheap, and skippable intro plays
In today’s episode, we will be showing how Dash has broken DHBM once again!
As, you can see here, Dash is supposed to be fighting in the port:
Though the background looks very… Interesting…
Why am I even surprised of Dash breaking the game at this point?
Anyways… 
Back at the 
!
Chapter 44 Completed! 
I got Dash to Y3, Felix to Y1, and upgraded their battle badges! 
Maxed
Four Evolutions to 5 stars!
Quackerjack seems to be crying…
MEH
Friendship Campaign Completed!
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(For some reason I can’t quote but referring to the weird background)
Quackerjack was bored
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I see Quackerjack loves Banana Donuts and some Cub Soda 
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His victory does make the same sound as “Satisfying Slurp” so yeah, very much true
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And the Banana toss sounds like his Donut toss
New team levels!
Esmeralda was my newest red but forgot to take a screenshot but now she’s R2
And other hero promotions:
Not-so-amazing cosmetic loot:
(But the Evil Queen’s and Gerald, Marlin, & Nemo’s skill icons look cool)
MY COLI TEAM REACHED 4M!!!
Russell and Kevin wants those diamonds 
+1,000 IQ
Weird Sheriff of Nottingham frames:
Sheriff has a very small bow as he reads his skill description (and also broke his hands)
Sheriff broke and lost his hands
I never know that Sheriff has fire power
The fire burns Sheriff’s nose…
…his shirt…
…and his bow. (But Sheriff doesn’t seem to care)
Weird Quackerjack frames:
“Behold, my invisible rope!”
Quackerjack sings in his imaginary microphone:
“Ra da da da da da da da cirus!”
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It’s PLAYTIME!!
Looks like Quackerjack is wishing something
New Ranks
Favorite texted in the friendship
What time is it? It’s Summer Time!!
hazelnut is my favorite flavor for my ice coffee
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shatter 
Quackerjack and his most evil device are now available for purchase (9.99$ with added purchases, sold separately)
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Can I get him free?
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Sure!
But the delivery costs $9.99
