Disney Comedy Game!

Welcome to my Disney Joke Competition! Got a joke that your dying to tell? Knock knock jokes, puns, dad jokes, just plain bad jokes - all are welcome here! This is a game where we compete to see who is the funniest! Here’s how it works:

1.) Jokes will be submitted to this thread during the preliminary bracket. Eight jokes will be accepted to move on to the tournament brackets. If a joke you submit isn’t chosen, wait until the next submission period and try it again!

2.) During the tournament bracket, you get to vote for your favourite jokes! Two will be randomly chosen to face off, then whichever receives the most votes moves on to the next round until only one is left, tournament style.

3.) The writer of the winning joke gets to hold the title of :joy:Funniest Forumer:joy: which they can proudly display in their profile until the next tournament bracket where they can either defend or pass on their title.

The Rules:

1.) The jokes must be related to Disney/Pixar. This excludes jokes pertaining to Marvel/Star Wars.

2.) Submit as many jokes as you’d like within a submission period, but if you are selected for the tournament bracket, only one of your jokes will be chosen.

3.) Please only use jokes you’ve come up with on your own. No jokes from the internet please!

4.) Play nice! Remember good sportsmanship!

Have fun!

Previous Winners

@LilRubyKinz

Why can’t Violet lie to Elastigirl?

She always sees right through her.

@TherMasterStitch

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Winnie the
Winnie The Who?
No, not Winnie The Who, it’s Winnie the Pooh!

@LetsGetDangerousBro

What did Kim Possible say when she meets Lilo?

What’s the Stitch?

@Filadae_Djaq

Why do people stay away from Anger?

‘Cause he has his issues

@LetsGetDangerousBro

Why people aren’t good at drawing Flynn Rider?

No one nose why.

@LilRubyKinz

Why couldn’t Sulley & the Abominable Snowman find Mike in the snow shelter?

Because Mike Wasow-skiing!

@Prince-Aamir

How did Timon and Pumbaa find lots of ants?

They found the uncles too.

16 Likes

What did Simba’s father say when Simba was going too slow?

Mufasta!

11 Likes
Why can’t Violet lie to Elastigirl?

She always sees right through her.

8 Likes

I am sooo bad at coming up with jokes on me own.

:thinking:

6 Likes

That’s okay! It’s amateur night :wink:

4 Likes

What did Doug say to the tree??

(The answer is not Bark.)

Answer

squirrel-up-dog-gif

11 Likes

What did someone’s friend say when he was about to get hit in the head?

Donald Duck!

4 Likes

What level did goofy get to on dhbm

The “max” level

7 Likes

There’s someone that Wall-E can’t live without.

Answer

Dash

7 Likes

:astonished: :confused: :neutral_face::grimacing::sweat_smile::joy:

1 Like

What is the True Name Of A Hero? Its Hiro

5 Likes

Lady lives in a white house because her husband is Tramp.

1 Like

What does Mickey use to browse the Internet?

Answer

A iPad Minnie.

5 Likes

How did Bo Peep learn her exam grades before everyone else?

She Peep-ed

4 Likes

Okay, thanks to everyone who submitted! 8 will be selected to move into the tournament bracket. If yours is not chosen, wait for the next submission period and enter it again! I will try to make sure they are chosen first.

The tournament bracket will begin shortly!

1 Like

Wait I forgot to enter! Is it too late?

8 were already randomly drawn - but you can enter during the next submission period!

1 Like

I do not get this one. :confused:

1 Like

Tramp —> sounds like Trump :slight_smile:

1 Like

Oh! :neutral_face::sweat_smile:

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