Welcome to my Disney Joke Competition! Got a joke that your dying to tell? Knock knock jokes, puns, dad jokes, just plain bad jokes - all are welcome here! This is a game where we compete to see who is the funniest! Here’s how it works:
1.) Jokes will be submitted to this thread during the preliminary bracket. Eight jokes will be accepted to move on to the tournament brackets. If a joke you submit isn’t chosen, wait until the next submission period and try it again!
2.) During the tournament bracket, you get to vote for your favourite jokes! Two will be randomly chosen to face off, then whichever receives the most votes moves on to the next round until only one is left, tournament style.
3.) The writer of the winning joke gets to hold the title of Funniest Forumer which they can proudly display in their profile until the next tournament bracket where they can either defend or pass on their title.
1.) The jokes must be related to Disney/Pixar. This excludes jokes pertaining to Marvel/Star Wars.
2.) Submit as many jokes as you’d like within a submission period, but if you are selected for the tournament bracket, only one of your jokes will be chosen.
3.) Please only use jokes you’ve come up with on your own. No jokes from the internet please!
4.) Play nice! Remember good sportsmanship!
Why can’t Violet lie to Elastigirl?
She always sees right through her.
Winnie The Who?
No, not Winnie The Who, it’s Winnie the Pooh!
What did Kim Possible say when she meets Lilo?
What’s the Stitch?
Why do people stay away from Anger?
‘Cause he has his issues
Why people aren’t good at drawing Flynn Rider?
No one nose why.
Why couldn’t Sulley & the Abominable Snowman find Mike in the snow shelter?
Because Mike Wasow-skiing!
How did Timon and Pumbaa find lots of ants?
They found the uncles too.