DiSNeY GReatEST CaR CHARtheR (APRIL FOOLS JOKE)

Wave9Nut · April 1, 2020, 6:19pm

HERGIE: DEFTROOER OF GORDSY
7-Star, Everyline, All

Basic Attack: PUNCHES THE ENEMY AMESOMELI
Entrance: EXPLODES ON SCREEN AWESUMILY
Victory: GRABS THE CHAT BUTTON AND CONSUMES IT AWUSOMELT
Defeat: N/A

White: EATER OF WORLDS EWESOMEJY
HIRBIE: BESTROYEK OF WORLBS EATS ALL OPPONENTS REGURGITATING THEN AS AWESVMELJ AS POSSIBLE INTO YAXES!!!

Green: QWEßOMELÝ
SUMMONS ALL ÆWESOMƏLY HEROES!!!

Blue: RANDAL KILLER
KILLS RANDAL AWESŒMELĮ!!!

Purple: THE 1400TH AWE§OME€Y SEQUEL
HEALS ALLIES BACK TO MAX HEALTH EVERY SECOND!!!

Red: I’M JUST SAIYAN
IS EVEN MORE POWERFUL SOMEHOW!!!
STAT BOOSTS TO STATS THAT AREN’T ON THOSE PREVIOUS SKILLS!!!

Friendships

HERBIE: DESTROYER OF WORLDS/Ralph
“YOU ARE COMPLETELY OBSOLETE” , MORE!!!
EVERY THING HAS AN X% CHANCE OF AFESO?ELY EFFECTS!!!
+5000000000% * S BASIC DAMAGE!!!

HOOBIE: DESKROYRE FO REALSS/OTHER_HERO.EXE
“DISK_NAME” , EFFECT_SUMMARY
+X GOD LIKE POWERS
+5000000000000000000% * S MOST POWERFUL HERO AVAILABLE

Happy April Fools

Chief_Lionheart_XLI · April 1, 2020, 6:24pm

The most op character

Filadae_Djaq · April 1, 2020, 6:33pm

Jokes on you, Wave9Nut

PawpsicleSticks · April 1, 2020, 6:35pm

…what is this supposed to be?

Wave9Nut · April 1, 2020, 6:36pm

… people flagged this. Does no one understand April 1st?

Chief_Lionheart_XLI · April 1, 2020, 6:38pm

I do. Did you forgot to add April fool?

PawpsicleSticks · April 1, 2020, 6:42pm

This isn’t a prank, this is just spam. You should’ve made a Rick Astley concept or something instead.

Chief_Lionheart_XLI · April 1, 2020, 6:44pm

I didn’t see a spam post of this. Wave, did you actually spam it?

PawpsicleSticks · April 1, 2020, 6:45pm

Spam

Chief_Lionheart_XLI · April 1, 2020, 6:47pm

I didn’t see the spam post

Wave9Nut · April 1, 2020, 9:32pm

It isn’t spam if I didn’t spam it.

PawpsicleSticks · April 1, 2020, 9:42pm

Spam, in this use case, means the third flagging condition. The post was just vandalizing the forum, you obviously didn’t intend for it to be taken seriously.

Wave9Nut · April 1, 2020, 9:52pm

How is this vandalism. It’s a joke. If you took it seriously it’s your own fault. It’s meant to be fun and silly in a time when everything is depressing and there is no good news. Please. Just laugh it off.

Bunny_Cat · April 1, 2020, 9:53pm

Ha…haha… so funny🙄

PawpsicleSticks · April 1, 2020, 10:19pm

It’s a grammatical horror in nearly full-caps that hinges on being gibberish at times.

I never said I took it seriously. You posted a mess, and I flagged it as such. I’m sorry if your intention was for it to be a joke and I’m offending you. I won’t flag it again since you edited it, but why not stick to traditional internet trolling in the future? I’ve yet to see someone use the Spanish Inquisition or DIO.
Vanilla

Wave9Nut · April 1, 2020, 10:57pm

Ok yeah. That’s fair. It was supposed to be part of the joke: I mean that’s super out of character for me usually I’m pointing out grammatically errors.

Well in the future I’ll just make things more readable. I just like trying new things. I would have done a traditional April Fools joke, but I thought it would be more fun to try something new. Oh well live and learn.