I made this out of boredom 
Year 0: @AlienWithBaby is born and earth and universe is created.
Year 550: Spam Box is found and is very dangerous to those who don’t know the art of spam, aliens take box…
Year 1298: Simp Cliff is create by aliens and become home of the spam box
Year 1570: Spam Box disappears and aliens go searching.
Year 1590: Roanoke Colonists find spam box and spam box causes their disappearance, aliens come and take box leaving “Croatoan” on a tree which in alien language means “Sorry for mistake, xoxo 
”, aliens take box back to simp cliff.
Year 1579: Colonists try to take over simp cliff, spam box protects and sends colonists away with spam magic.
Year 1639: while @AlienWithBaby is driving a ufo and eating a ham sandwich some dude notices and that soon becomes first ever UFO sighting.
Year 1741: Young George Washington finds spam box and almost opens it but is stopped by alien and is forced to memory delete spray…
Year 1800: spam box is opened by a bear and almost causes a apocalypse, aliens safely remove bear and put the bear in forest and fix the spam box.
Year 1890: A spray called Spam Police is created with alien ingredients and keeps spam box from being opened.
Year 1930: Spam Police does a amazing job of keeping spam box safe over time. The ingredients in the spray soon create a living being called @Spam_Police .
Year 1932: @Spam_Police saves over 1k citizens from the dust bowl with a special spray that cures disease and illness, memory delete spray is then used.
Year 1962: @AlienWithBaby visits jfk and shares important information…
Year 1969: Neil Armstrong, an undercover alien walks on the moon fooling billions of humans.
Year 1972: Director of exorcist makes a deal with an alien and uses alien tech to make the movie extra scary.
Year 1985: Events of stranger things actually happen but aliens save the day and use memory delete spray on those affected, some remembered and made the tv show.
Year 2000: Spam Box is opened by hikers causing a y2k problem and a possible apocalypse but aliens close it in time and use memory delete spray on hikers
Year 2008: Spam Master is born, @AlienWithBaby finds a random non-aging baby near Area 51.
Year 2010: aliens take over Area 51 for a small time and save many aliens but the operation is stopped by government and aliens are captured and sent back to space.
Year 2014: @AlienWithBaby bumps into Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 and covers the plane in special alien soda causing invisibility on plane and passengers.
Year 2015: spam box is obtained by a plant that’s a spam master causing the deadliness of the box to go away.
Year 2018: A technology from Uranus appears on earth, a news bot… humans take it as there own.
Year 2019: A soup for aliens called coronavirus is accidentally sent to earth, the government takes the soup as there own.
Year 2020: @AlienWithBaby realizes the soup caused infection and tries to make cure.
Year 2021: The spam box seems to have a healing property, aliens use it spread around the world saving many, vaccines were made with a piece of the box… Simp Cliff becomes property of spam master Lovely…
I have no idea why I made this… it’s insanity 
