A turkey attacks the enemy
Bumble (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer) roars at the creep.
Daffy drills the creep with his dentist tools
Head Elf scolds the enemy because the enemy wasn’t in elf practice
Santa gives the creep coal
Indians shoot the creep
Creep is irritated at the Christmas spirit being in November, damaging itself
Election Day damages the creep
Holiday songs annoy the creep
The Grinch throws presents at the creep
The great pumpkin damages the creep
Snoopy rides his doghouse in his pilot outfit
American politics damages the creep.
Panic rises in America
The creep starves
The creep dehydrates
The creep is offered a glass of ice water
And a bowl of hot soup
The soup and the water are secretly poisonous
An old hag offers a creep a (poisonous) apple and the creep ate it