āI like to move it, move itā - King Julien
Guys
Please
How do yall spell it? Julian or Julien? I usually spell it Julien, I think thatās the way itās supposed to be, but I have no idea really.
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The wisest quote:
Cheese falls on ladybug thatās eating a hamburger on top of a taco inside of an ice cream truck in the place in the middle of Antarctica
Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesnāt make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends. -Siri
Siri tells the harsh truth
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Alexa > Siri. Donāt (let me not say that again)
So true
banana eats apple cooks pie muffin flies on strawberry digging to other side of moon to get blueberry and go to pluto to meet elsa
end of story
Yk lately, they changed the 0/0 answer. It goes from, āAnd you are sad that you have no friends,ā to āAnd your friends are sad that they donāt exist. Oh wow, that escalated quickly.ā
Why Siri gotta expose my life like that
What happened to the āImagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friendsā?
0 divided by 0 is equals to depression and loneliness
This is very true.
I would flag it but Iāve made way worse jokes before, lol.