Well, that’s the end of Djaq. Goodbye, friend.
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tom nook arrests yoshi for committing tax fraud
plot twist: I was the person at the door
you probably were.
wait, someone’s at my door now
Plot twist: I was the door
Hi, this is Djaq’s brother. The FBI arrested my brother just now. He won’t be back soon.
Plot twist: I’m going to eat ice cream rn
Plot twist: I’m the house the door is in
Plot twist: I’m going to eat ice
Plot twist: Djaq has a brother
Aw, how long is he gonna be in jail? (Also, Djaq has a brother?)
Hola Djaq’s Brother, care to share gossip about your bro? 
Feels anger as nobody felt guilty for causing my death and I deserve a funeral
forever
yes
sub to pewdiepie
We already had one 4 you. Don’t worry
No 
For legal reasons, that’s a joke.