Or are you 
In Austr(al)ia
I have lied to y’all
Schrodinger’s Cat damages creep
Liar! Let’s get the angry mob!
cleverness deals damage
Kill the beast!
He has fangs!
I’m clever… 
Turns the creep into Cheshire Cat
Get out the pitchforks and torches!
No, I am clever!
”Angry mob leads to record pitchfork sales”
Wait until the readers of the Daily Punctullio hear about this!
Time to get the fire wood y’all!
Y’all deal damage
Y’aint dealing damage
Nononononononono
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
Illegalness deals damage
Nah, its legal