Our war has been waged now for years. Hopefully General Kenobi will be able to end it once we capture General Grievous and end the Separatists for good.
A War! Itâs been millions of years since one of those have happened on our planet! Once we make your republic useful, you wouldnât have to worry about any wars!
We are currently in a war, too. Volde- I mean You-Know-Who has risen for the third time. A brave fellow named Harry Potter is fighting against the Death Eaters. I sometimes fight, too. I am quite a skilled witch.
Interesting. Itâs almost as if you donât want to say the name of who youâre fighting againstâŠ
Chancellor Palpat-I mean, you know who is currently trying to end our war. It is a long and hard fight. Hopefully with our combined efforts, we will finally restore peace to the galaxy.
Itâs taboo. Anyone who says the true name of You-Know-Who will have all protective enchantments shatter, and Death Eaters will apparate to you.
Anyway, I feel bad for the Muggles. They have no idea whatâs happening. And many are being killed.
We must also make your world useful! We shall prepare in a few days! See you next time!
Hmm. A similar scenario here. The Council does not like when The Chancellor interferes in their dealings. General Skywalker has specifically informed me not to mention him around you, although he has quite a strong bond with him.
We have suspicions of a Sith Lord that is behind the war. He has strangely been traced to this exact area. Do you know him?
Bye. See you later.
Whispers to Harry, Ron, and Hermione
Get ready.
Fire. Kirby.
Ah hello. Where are you from?
Alright then. I will see you later as well.
(Turns on comm link)
âGeneral Skywalker. I found him.â
Planet popstar!
several days pass as a huge mothership passes by
Inside Mothership
Very Well! We shall inflict pain on these imperfections and make their worlds useful! But these foolish people donât know our true motives! We have the true perfection!
???: WAHHHH!!
That reminds me of this clip
Hm. What an intriguing planet name.
You donât get my references, do you?
Or this one.