You need atleast 530 posts 
You wouldn’t be able to as 800 divided by 2 is 400 which is 100 less than my total 
Calm down people, let’s use what we learned from the Master Of Spam against the creep
Gft I vdtjjhgx
Ooh! That seems like fun! How about we do that on Sunday? 
Then I’ll do my best to take the crown!
Understandable Monika, have a great day
For you, it’s possible that you’ll pass me by a few extra posts, but for anyone else, their chances are 0
Yeah Seems Fun How about do that on never
Yay I got a chance! Tomorrow I’ll be the spammiest as I can be!
I will try to support you
You need to hope that only 1 person is posting along with you tomorrow though.
Me.
Let me introduce myself
You’ll need to make sure that no one else other than you and MissingLure are posting tomorrow then. And you have to defeat the creep tomorrow. If not, you fail, and I’m still King of Spam.
Deals damage
Can you imagine the regulars inflicting double damage or something like that?
It’d be pretty confusing whenever Rex or any other non-regular would be posting though. 
Spams Spam!