dave has tried, but there are too many weebs in this world. dave is doing the best he can to stop the spread before it’s too late.
plot twist: he is one of those weebs
dave would never. he knows what it is like to be a weeb, and ever since that moment, he vowed to help those suffering from anime.
Is Penguin Dave, Champion David? 
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David likes anime. Dave is disappointed with him.
he’s a hypocrite
i saw him watching pecola the other day
Disappointed with someone with a similar name? 
Dave is scary 
I still have my bucket ready in any case.
fruit-y tuesday.
give him fish
No, you didn’t. That was fake.
I know Dave, and I know he would never do it.
do you, though?
you dare doubt my friendship with dave.
bye all
creep dead.
but i do
it’s a trick, send no reply.
wait what
Bye Bye. 