Everyone will die… 
Because in less than a year the universe will be eaten by someone who does not remember the name 
I’m a bookworm, nosebleed
Some nerd, with cold feet
Intern, labrat
Hazmat, broken geek
My line of work can be lonely
Livin’ large, you know that I won’t be
I don’t like risk, I take no leaps
And I hate heights - vertigo, see?
I got no friends, that means no beefs
Straight A’s, zero trophies
Overdue bills - I got no cheese
But I got tricks - up both sleeves
Aunt may says I’m so sweet
Can’t say that she knows me
Stay on good terms with this bookworm
Or it’s your turn for a nosebleed
You ready arachnophobes?
Line up the cast - I’ll snap your bones
Crack my knuckles, and wrap my knuckles
Then bash your skull in and crack some jokes
Got your kingpinned - back to ropes
Snag a selfie - tag and post
Snap a shot in an action pose
When I’m swagged out like a fashion show
Whoo! Better respect me dude
If you haven’t already then check the suit
Count the legs on my chest, you’ll never forget
The income I’ll net is you
If you give me additude
I’ll swing it back at you
I’ll have you head over heels, ya thugs
The mud is what you’ll be dragging through
How many people can say
They struggled to juggle a girlfriend
A career and a family
While trying to counter the world’s end
I got plenty of enemies - take 'em to court
That’s a typical day in New York
I kinda feel like a superhero
But what can I say, I’m a dork!
You know what comes with this great power
I’m not so tall but watch me tower
Why would you ever fear of falling
When my web will catch you?
Why would I wanna think of stopping
When I know I’m meant to
I know what comes with this great power
You could say that I’m the
Radioactive-arachnid-advocate type
The side effect of my genetic mutation
Now I’m acrobatic in flights
I kinda look strapping in tights
But under the mask, you’ll find I’m relatable
Aside from the fact that I’m leaving
A web everywhere, but it’s biodegradable
When I’m on foot, I’m in rare form
I prefer to throw fists while I’m airborne
I got Spidey Senses getting me ready
There’s nothing I’m never prepared for
I’m the pain train for these gangbangers
I’ll take the reigns when you face danger
I’ll hang 'em out to dry from a skyscraper
I float like a butterfly, but forget stingers
No need for Venom, a web slinger
I never seen or heard of Peter Parker
Bet he’s a dead ringer
Check that your enemies aren’t your friends
This one is for Uncle Ben
Who needs the Avengers
When I can get my own revenge?
You know what comes with this great power
I’m not so tall but watch me tower
Why would you ever fear of falling
When my web will catch you?
Why would I wanna think of stopping
When I know I’m meant to
I know what comes with this great power
Take my hand and I’ll protect you
When my senses start to tingle
Cuz together we can get through
Did I mention that I’m single?
But when MJ calls me back, I’m off the market
We’ve got our problems, cuz I’m such a workaholic
But hey, greatness is attainable
When you’ve got the will to be
Just so long as you can haul responsibility
Listen up Mr. Negative
I’m an optimist so you better split
Norman Osborn - who elected him?
Forget Oscorp, I got web to spin
Time for Rhino to hit the bricks
He’s thick in the skin, but dim in the wits
Shocker just botched a robbery job
Good luck getting loose when I’m lockin’ you up
Scorpion, get over here
Your toxin just got me snoring here
I’ll pluck the Vulture’s feathers and then
I’ll send him soaring - clear
Crank the voltage and get results
Electro’s shocked - better check his pulse
A messy pulp is what’ll be left of you
Careful surfing the web, my dudes
I’d make a great cop
I get work done, but I play hard
Anyone in trouble - guess who they called
When a bomb’s dropped, or a bank robbed
Psycho scientist who just got laid off
You should think twice before you break laws
I hate to say it MJ
But I’m thinking of quitting my day job
You know what comes with this great power
I’m not so tall but watch me tower
Why would you ever fear of falling
When my web will catch you?
Why would I wanna think of stopping
When I know I’m meant to
I know what comes with this great power
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I didn’t even realize it XD
The whole song.
Thanks for the scrolling
Good night, y’all!
Can’t wait and wake up to receive more than 100 replies here
Or for version 5.0 to be here
And the system to appear
What if you are actually trying to Hack System@?
He knew what Pixar would create in 2020!
Me who don’t understand English:
._.XD
I just activated the subtitles and I know what it says
DOWNWARD
Coming in theaters in 2022!
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Mysterious sequal to Onward!
Can’t wait.
Maybe prequel…
Like how all of the magic disappeared suddenly
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Wasn’t it showed in the beginning 
Can you imagine, somehow they believe that a villain stole the magic, but in reality the magic simply disappeared and they will have to live without it.
I never watched Onward so I don’t know
Y- SAME