Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Aamir is Marvel fan? 
no, because i aint a marvel fan and I know those words from the theme song
Laughs in knows the Spider-Ham version
No. A Spider-Fan!
Dead threadā¦
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Spooky Scary Spiders and shivers down your spine.
Spider-man rap. (JT music)
Iām a bookworm, nosebleed
Some nerd, with cold feet
Intern, labrat
Hazmat, broken geek
My line of work can be lonely
Livinā large, you know that I wonāt be
I donāt like risk, I take no leaps
And I hate heights - vertigo, see?
I got no friends, that means no beefs
Straight Aās, zero trophies
Overdue bills - I got no cheese
But I got tricks - up both sleeves
Aunt may says Iām so sweet
Canāt say that she knows me
Stay on good terms with this bookworm
Or itās your turn for a nosebleed
You ready arachnophobes?
Line up the cast - Iāll snap your bones
Crack my knuckles, and wrap my knuckles
Then bash your skull in and crack some jokes
Got your kingpinned - back to ropes
Snag a selfie - tag and post
Snap a shot in an action pose
When Iām swagged out like a fashion show
Whoo! Better respect me dude
If you havenāt already then check the suit
Count the legs on my chest, youāll never forget
The income Iāll net is you
If you give me additude
Iāll swing it back at you
Iāll have you head over heels, ya thugs
The mud is what youāll be dragging through
How many people can say
They struggled to juggle a girlfriend
A career and a family
While trying to counter the worldās end
I got plenty of enemies - take 'em to court
Thatās a typical day in New York
I kinda feel like a superhero
But what can I say, Iām a dork!
You know what comes with this great power
Iām not so tall but watch me tower
Why would you ever fear of falling
When my web will catch you?
Why would I wanna think of stopping
When I know Iām meant to
I know what comes with this great power
You could say that Iām the
Radioactive-arachnid-advocate type
The side effect of my genetic mutation
Now Iām acrobatic in flights
I kinda look strapping in tights
But under the mask, youāll find Iām relatable
Aside from the fact that Iām leaving
A web everywhere, but itās biodegradable
When Iām on foot, Iām in rare form
I prefer to throw fists while Iām airborne
I got Spidey Senses getting me ready
Thereās nothing Iām never prepared for
Iām the pain train for these gangbangers
Iāll take the reigns when you face danger
Iāll hang 'em out to dry from a skyscraper
I float like a butterfly, but forget stingers
No need for Venom, a web slinger
I never seen or heard of Peter Parker
Bet heās a dead ringer
Check that your enemies arenāt your friends
This one is for Uncle Ben
Who needs the Avengers
When I can get my own revenge?
You know what comes with this great power
Iām not so tall but watch me tower
Why would you ever fear of falling
When my web will catch you?
Why would I wanna think of stopping
When I know Iām meant to
I know what comes with this great power
Take my hand and Iāll protect you
When my senses start to tingle
Cuz together we can get through
Did I mention that Iām single?
But when MJ calls me back, Iām off the market
Weāve got our problems, cuz Iām such a workaholic
But hey, greatness is attainable
When youāve got the will to be
Just so long as you can haul responsibility
Listen up Mr. Negative
Iām an optimist so you better split
Norman Osborn - who elected him?
Forget Oscorp, I got web to spin
Time for Rhino to hit the bricks
Heās thick in the skin, but dim in the wits
Shocker just botched a robbery job
Good luck getting loose when Iām lockinā you up
Scorpion, get over here
Your toxin just got me snoring here
Iāll pluck the Vultureās feathers and then
Iāll send him soaring - clear
Crank the voltage and get results
Electroās shocked - better check his pulse
A messy pulp is whatāll be left of you
Careful surfing the web, my dudes
Iād make a great cop
I get work done, but I play hard
Anyone in trouble - guess who they called
When a bombās dropped, or a bank robbed
Psycho scientist who just got laid off
You should think twice before you break laws
I hate to say it MJ
But Iām thinking of quitting my day job
You know what comes with this great power
Iām not so tall but watch me tower
Why would you ever fear of falling
When my web will catch you?
Why would I wanna think of stopping
When I know Iām meant to
I know what comes with this great power
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Wedding?? 
Whoās the unlucky girl?
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I put (/s) for a reason, itās a joke, lol.
Makes sense (/j)
Angie?
AngiexRex!
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Atua doesnāt support that 