Also Rex, it’s pretty obvious that it’s you as you’re like the only one who knows about her 
Dash’s waifu. I never thought he would do this…
A character from Fire Emblem (originally from New Mystery of the Emblem, to be specific).
Myeong knows…could that be his alt? 
… What? 
Oh so every username that has a FE character in it is just my alt now? Is that it?
/j sort of.
But Shrek is not a girl
Rex is obsessive over this gal
It’s a joke…
I know that…
Okay this is the actual best waifu
I’d send the PM messages, but most of them is just you being hopeless and in love
That pig that make that spam 
Wait. But you googled her.
YOU GOOGLED HER. HAHA, WEEB!
So what?
You like her. And Norne. Dash is the Waifu King.