You see Zurg in the patch notes: Kalm
You realise he’s getting buffed: Panik
You realise that it’s ok because no one uses him: Kalm
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And Zurg users stay happy 
Zurg > Slinky
Fixed.
It’s actually a hidden nerf as Kim’s: Happy noises
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Slinky > Djaq
I’m not speaking opinions, but facts
Zurg’s Rex disk is your biggest threat 
Does Djaq want a Zurg nerf?
There is an obvious answer but I do not care.
Edit: not in an inspecting mood anymore.
There is no way to nerf Zurg as badly as Kim 
Even with this?
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Be realistic 
Awww, being realistic sucks!
But fine.
Who would win?
A plastic, toy robot or a plastic, springy, good boy?
White skill:
Damage reduced by 90%
Each blast uses 1000 energy
“Toy robot”
Still not realistic
Happy now Djaq?
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Yep, because it’ll never happen (unlike Bill )
Bill and your bill will never happen.
No bills? Hooray!!! I’m not gonna be in debt! Wooo
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