Ok… wait a sec…
Djaq has died. He was canceled by Twitter. He left no will. He was the Boblox Master.
Where’s my wife???
Oh there’s my wife
Where’s my keys???
Oh there’s my keys
OK I’M OFF TO WORK
WHERE’S THE DOOR???
In my hotbar. I broke it.
Here it is
Mother: Jimmy, take out the dog
Jimmy: Yes mother
Mother: For a walk, Jimmy
Dash has died. He was shot by the Jimmy. He was the dog.
I had OPA!
It’s a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode-
Hey Steven!
what have you done
rip
Woman: Aww, what’s his name?
Dog: His name is David
David: Hello! I am David
He’s happy to see you stalk him~
speak in first person, rex
slaps Rex
… Why is Djaq quoting Asdfmovie lol
Welp, that’s a sentence that I hope never gets taken out of context.
I have fans globally! I’m better than the dude!
Throws water at Rex
Dashputin?
Throws lava at Lure