This is Ace Attorney defendants in a nutshell lol
well now youāll actually be arrested for something you actually did
Iāll just enjoy being locked up, free food!
no, no sheās got a point
Iām also on the cover of a magazine!
Obviously, Iād prepare for my court appearance and hope I wow the judge so much they set me free
Situation: You are trapped in an island far from everyone and the only company you have is Dash
Jumps in the water and swims away
Iād stay only if Dash promises to not take my supplies
Ah, so Iād be by myself?
Yes
You alone with yourself forever
Situation: This is the opposite day!
Okay!
Cannon throws Sand at me
Djaq and Musk get along
Everything breaks me
TSK thinks disco is dumb
Oh look a false flag
Rex hates Marvel, DC, Star Wars, Genshin and is the Anti-Atua.
Lure exploded the whole Wooper and Quagsire population
Situation: YouĀ“ve just been kidnapped! YouĀ“re in someoneĀ“s basement and donĀ“t know what to do. Although, the guy who kidnapped is actually pretty nice to be a kidnapper, so you started talking with him
He says his name is Dash
I die of disbelief