Hello! This post is a parody of Hamilton the musical written by Lin Manuel Miranda. But this version is changed and mainly about forum members. The songs are the same for the most part. Names have changed though and some words to make it PG.
Cast:
Hamilton: Prince-Aamir
Aaron Burr: Filadae_Djaq
John Laurens: Champion_David
Marquis de Lafayette: Rhetoric
Hercules Mulligan: Disney_Doge
George Washington: LilRubyKinz
Eliza Schuyler: Angelica
Angelica Schuyler: Queen_Kate
Peggy Schuyler: Disney_Duchess
King George the 3rd: Big crash.
Samuel Seabury: Dame Peteâs.
Songs!
Aamir
Charles Lee: CowardWhisper8
Alexander Hamilton: Aamir
[Djaq]
How does a Forumer, orphan, son of a person
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
[David]
The ten-dollar founding member without a regular rank
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter
By 10, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
[Phaldow]]
And every day while Spammers were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
[Pipsqueak]
Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
[Djaq]
Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, donât forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
Whatâs your name, man?
[Aamir]
Aamir
My name is Aamir
And thereâs a million things I havenât done
But just you wait, just you wait
[Kayla]
When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt-ridden
Two years later, see Alex and his mother bed-ridden
Half-dead sittinâ in their own sick, the scent thick
[EVERYONE]
And Aamir got better but his mother went quick
[Ruby]
Moved in with a cousin, the cousin committed suicide
Left him with nothinâ but ruined pride, something new inside
A voice saying, âAamir, you gotta fend for yourselfâ
[Rub]
He started retreatinâ and readinâ every treatise on the shelf
[Djaq]
There would have been nothinâ left to do for someone less astute
He woulda been dead or destitute without a cent of restitution
Started workinâ, clerkinâ for his late motherâs landlord
Tradinâ sugar cane and rum and all the things he canât afford
Scamminâ for every book he can get his hands on
Planninâ for the future see him now as he stands on
The bow of a ship headed for the new land
In New York you can be a new man
[EVERYONE mainly Aamir]
In New York you can be a new man (just you wait)
In New York you can be a new man (just you wait)
In New York you can be a new man
In New York, New York
Just you wait
[Everyone except Aamir]
Aamir
Aamir
We are waiting in the wings for you
Waiting in the wings for you
You could never back down
You never learned to take your time
Oh, Aamir
Aamir
When America sings for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote your game?
The world will never be the same, oh
[Djaq]
The ship is in the harbor now
See if you can spot him (just you wait)
Another immigrant cominâ up from the bottom (just you wait)
His enemies destroyed his rep America forgot him
[Rhetoric, Doge, Phaldow and Pipsqueak.]
We, fought with him
[David and Warrior_Maui]
Me, I died for him
[Ruby]
Me, I trusted him
[Angelica, Brigade, Queen Kate and Kira]
Me, I loved him
[Djaq]
And me, Iâm the fool that shot him (shot him, shot him)
[Everyone mainly Aamir]
Thereâs a million things I havenât done
But just you wait
[Everyone except Aamir]
Whatâs your name, man?
[Aamir]
Aamir
Djaq, sir
[Everyone]
1776
New York City
[Aamir]
Pardon me, are you djaq, sir?
[Djaq]
That depends, whoâs asking?
[Aamir]
Oh, sure, sir
Iâm Aamir, Iâm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you
[Djaq]
Iâm getting nervous
[Aamir]
Sir, I heard your name at Princeton
I was seeking an accelerated course of study
When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours
I may have punched him, itâs a blur, sir
He handles the financials?
[Djaq]
You punched the bursar?
[Aamir]
Yes, I wanted to do what you did
Graduate in two, then join the revolution
He looked at me like I was stupid, Iâm not stupid
So howâd you do it, howâd you graduate so fast?
[Djaq]
It was my parentâs dying wish before they passed
[Aamir]
Youâre an orphan, of course
Iâm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war
Then we could prove that weâre worth more than anyone bargained for
[Djaq]
Can I buy you a drink?
That would be nice
While weâre talking, let me offer you some free advice
Talk less
[Aamir]
What?
[Djaq]
Smile more
[Aamir]
Ha
[Djaq]
Donât let them know what youâre against or what youâre for
[Aamir]
You canât be serious
[Djaq]
You wanna get ahead?
[Aamir]
Yes
[Djaq]
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead
[David]
Aye, yo yo, yo yo, yo
What time is it?
[David, Doge and Rhetoric.]
Show time
[Djaq]
Like I said
[David]
Show time, show time
Yo, Iâm David in the place to be (woo)
A-two pints oâ Sam Adams, but Iâm workinâ on three, uh
Those spammers donât want it with me
'Cause I will pop-chick-a pop these cops 'til Iâm free
[Rhetoric]
Aye, oui oui, mon ami, je mâappelle Rhetoric
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set
I came from afar just to say bonsoir
Tell the king casse-toi
Whoâs the best? Câest moi
[Doge]
Brrah, brrah, I am Doge
Up in it, lovinâ it, yes I heard ya mother said come again
Aye, lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
Itâs hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets (wow)
[Rhetoric, Doge and David]
No more games, pour me another brew, son
Letâs raise a couple more to the revolution!
[David]
Well, if it ainât the prodigy of Princeton college
[Doge]
Djq
[David]
Give us a verse, drop some knowledge
[Djaq]
Good luck with that, youâre takinâ a stand
You spit, Iâma sit
Weâll see where we land (boo)
[David]
Djaq, the revolutionâs imminent, to what do you stall for?
[Aamir]
If you stand for nothing Djaq, whatâll you fall for?
[Doge, Rhetoric and David]
Ooh, who are you?
Who are you
Who are you?
Ooh, who is this kid, whatâs he gonna do?
My shot
[Aamir]
I am not throwinâ away my shot
I am not throwinâ away my shot
Hey yo, Iâm just like my country
Iâm young, scrappy and hungry
And Iâm not throwinâ away my shot
Iâma get a regular badge
I probably shouldnât brag, but dang, I amaze and astonish
The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish
I gotta holler just to be heard
With every word, I drop knowledge
Iâm a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal
Tryna reach my goal my power of speech, unimpeachable
Only 19 but my mind is older
These New forum posts get colder, I shoulder
Every burden, every disadvantage
I have learned to manage, I donât have a gun to brandish
I walk these streets famished
The plan is to fan this spark into a flame
But darn, itâs getting dark, so let me spell out my name
I am the A-A-M-I-R we are meant to be
A forum that runs independently
Meanwhile, spammer keeps spamming on us endlessly
Essentially, they spam us relentlessly
Then big crash turns around, runs a spamming spree
He ainât ever gonna set the forums free
So there will be a revolution in this century
Enter me,
[Rhetoric, David and doge]
he says in parentheses
[Aamir]
Donât be shocked when your forumer friends mentions me
I will lay down my life if it sets us free
Eventually, youâll see my ascendancy
And I am not throwinâ away my shot
I am not throwinâ away my shot
Hey yo, Iâm just like my country
Iâm young, scrappy and hungry
And Iâm not throwinâ away my shot
I am not throwinâ away my shot
I am not throwinâ away my shot
Hey yo, Iâm just like my country
Iâm young, scrappy and hungry
And Iâm not throwinâ away my shot
Itâs time to take a shot
[Rhetoric]
I dream of life without a spammers
The unrest in the forums will lead to anarchy?
Anarchy how you say, how you, oh, anarchy?
When I fight, I make the other side panicky
With my, shot
[Doge]
Yo, Iâm a tailorâs apprentice
And I got yâall knuckleheads in loco parentis (loco parentis)
Iâm joining the rebellion 'cause I know itâs my chance
To socially advance, instead of spamming some posts (woo)
Iâm gonna take a shot
[David]
And but weâll never be truly free
Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me
You and I
Do or die
Wait 'til I sally in on a stallion
With the first black battalion
Have another shot
[Djaq]
Geniuses, lower your voices
You keep out of trouble and you double your choices
Iâm with you, but the situation is fraught
Youâve got to be carefully taught
If you talk, youâre gonna get shot
[Aamir]
Djaq, check what we got
Mister Rhetoric, hard rock like Lancelot.
Doge I think your pants look hot
David, I like you a lot
Letâs hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callinâ the pot
What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot
Poppinâ a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not
A bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists?
Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is
Oh, am I talkinâ too loud?
Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth
I never had a group of friends before
I promise that Iâll make yâall proud
[David]
Letâs get this guy in front of a crowd
[Everyone]
I am not throwinâ away my shot
I am not throwinâ away my shot
Hey yo, Iâm just like my country
Iâm young, scrappy and hungry
And Iâm not throwinâ away my shot
I am not throwinâ away my shot
I am not throwinâ away my shot
Hey yo, Iâm just like my country
Iâm young, scrappy and hungry
And Iâm not throwinâ away my shot
[David and Rhetoric]
Everybody sing
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Ayy, whoa (woo), whoa
Should let 'em hear ya (yeah)
Letâs go
[David]
Whoa, whoa, whoa
I said shout it to the rooftops
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Said, to the rooftops
Whoa, whoa, whoa
A-come on (yeah)
Come on, letâs go
Rise up
When youâre living on your knees, you rise up
Tell your brother that heâs gotta rise up
Tell your sister that sheâs gotta rise up
When are these colonies gonna rise up? (Whoa, whoa)
When are these colonies gonna rise up? (Whoa)
When are these colonies gonna rise up? (Whoa)
When are these colonies gonna rise up?
[Aamir]
Rise up
I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory
Whenâs it gonna get me?
In my sleep, seven feet ahead of me?
If I see it cominâ, do I run or do I let it be?
Is it like a beat without a melody?
See, I never thought Iâd live past 20
Where I come from some get half as many
Ask anybody why we livinâ fast and we laugh, reach for a flask
We have to make this moment last, thatâs plenty
Scratch that this is not a moment, itâs the movement
Where all the hungriest brothers with something to prove went?
Foes oppose us, we take an honest stand
We roll like Moses, claiminâ our promised land
And? If we win our independence?
Is that a guarantee of freedom for our descendants?
Or will the blood we shed begin an endless cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants?
I know the action in the street is excitinâ
But Jesus, between all the bleedinâ ânâ fightinâ
Iâve been readinâ ânâ writinâ
We need to handle our financial situation
Are we a nation of states whatâs the state of our nation?
Iâm past patiently waitinâ Iâm passionately mashinâ every expectation
Every actionâs an act of creation
Iâm laughinâ in the face of casualties and sorrow
For the first time, Iâm thinkinâ past tomorrow
[Everyone]
And I am not throwinâ away my shot
I am not throwinâ away my shot
Hey yo, Iâm just like my country
Iâm young, scrappy and hungry
And Iâm not throwinâ away my shot
Weâre gonna rise up (time to take a shot)
I am not throwinâ away my shot
Weâre gonna rise up (time to take a shot)
I am not throwinâ away my shot
Weâre gonna, rise up, rise up
Itâs time to take a shot
Rise up, rise up
Itâs time to take a shot
Rise up, itâs time to take a shot
Rise up, take a shot, shot, shot
Itâs time to take a shot, time to take a shot
And I am not throwinâ away my
Not throwinâ away my shot
The story of Tonight
[Aamir]
I may not live to see our glory!
[Doge, David and rhetoric]
I may not live to see our glory!
[Aamir]
But I will gladly join the fight!
[Doge, Rhetoric and David]]
But I will gladly join the fight!
[Aamir]
And when our children tell our storyâŠ
[Doge, Rhetoric and David]
And when our children tell our storyâŠ
[Aamir]
Theyâll tell the story of tonight
[David]
Raise a glass to freedom! Something they can never take a way. No matter what they tell you,
Raise a glass to the four of us.
[David and doge]
Tomorrow there will be more of us! Telling the story of tonight.
[Everyone]
Raise a glass to freedom.
Something they can never take away
No matter what they tell you
Raise a glass to freedom.
Something they can never take away.
Theyâll tell the story of,
Tonight!
The Schuyler sisters
[Djaq]
Thereâs nothing forumers love more
Than going downtown and talking with the poor.
They pull up in their carriages and gawk
At the students in the common
Just to watch them talk.
Take Philip Schuyler: the man is loaded.
Uh-oh, but little does he know that
His daughters, Duchess, Kate, Kayla
Sneak into the city just to watch all the guys atâ
[Dutchess, Kate and Kayla
Work, work!
Kate
Work, work!
Kayla
And Duchess!
The Schuyler sisters!
Kate! Duchess! Kayla! Work!
[Duchess]
Daddy said to be home by sundown.
[Kate]
Daddy doesnât need to know.
[Duchess]
Daddy said not to go downtown.
[Kayla]
Like I said, youâre free to go.
[Kate]
Butâlook around, look around, the
Revolutionâs happening in New York
[Everyone]
(New York)
Kate! Work!
[Duchess]
Itâs bad enough daddy wants to go to war.
[Kate]
People shouting in the square.
[Duchess]
Itâs bad enough thereâll be violence on our shore.
[Kate]
New ideas in the air.
Look around, look aroundâ
[Kayla]
Kate, remind me what weâre looking forâŠ
[Random men]
Sheâs lookinâ for me!
[Kate]
Kayla, Iâm lookinâ for a mind at work. (Work, Work)
Iâm lookin for a mind at work! (Work, work!)
Iâm lookin for a mind at work! (Work, work!)
[Everyone]
Whooaaaaa! Whooaaaaa! (Work!)
[Djaq]
Wooh! Thereâs nothinâ like summer in the city.
Someone in a rush next to someone lookinâ pretty.
Excuse me, miss, I know itâs not funny
But your perfume smells like your daddyâs got money.
Why you slumminâ in the city in your fancy heels
You searchin for an urchin who can give you ideals?
[Kate]
Djaq, you disgust me.
[Djaq]
Ah, so youâve discussed me.
Iâm a trust fund, baby, you can trust me!
[Kate]
Iâve been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine.
So men say that Iâm intense or Iâm insane.
You want a revolution? I want a revelation
So listen to my declaration:
âWe hold these truths to be self-evident
That all men are created equalâ
And when I meet Phaldow,
Iâm 'a compel him to include women in the sequel! (Work!)
[Kate, Kayla and duchess]
Look around, look around at how
Lucky we are to be alive right now!
Look around, look around at how
Lucky we are to be alive right now!
History is happening in forum and we
Just happen to be in the greatest city in the world!
In the greatest city in the world!
Cuz Iâve been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine. (Look around, look around)
So men say that Iâm intense or Iâm insane.
(The revolutionâs happening in New York)
You want a revolution? I want a revelation
So listen to my declaration
We hold these truths to be self evident
That all men are created equal
Look around, Look around
At how lucky we are to be alive right now!
History is happening in forums and we just
Happen to be
In the greatest city in the world
In the greatest city-
In the greatest city in the world!
Work, work!
Kate! (Work, work!)
Kayla (Work, work!) And Duchess!
The Schuyler sisters! (Work, work!)
Weâre looking for a mind at
Work, work! Hey!
Work, work! Hey!
Work, work! Whoa! Hey! Hey!
Work, work! Hey! Hey! Hey!
In the greatest Work, work!
In the greatest city in the
World
In the greatest city in the world!
Farmer Refuted
[Dames Pete]
Hear ye, hear ye, my name is Same pete
And I present âFree Thoughts on the spammingâ
Heed not the rabble who scream revolution
They have not your interests at heart
[Doge]
Oh my God, tear this dude apart
[Dames Pete]
Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution
Donât let them lead you astray
This spammer does not speak for me
[Djaq]
Let him be
[Dames Pete]
Theyâre playing a dangerous game
I pray the king shows you his mercy
For shame, for shame
[Aamir and (Same Pete)]
Yo, heâd have you all unravel at the (heed not the rabble)
Sound of screams but the (who scream)
Revolution is cominâ (revolution, they)
The have-nots are gonna (have not your)
Win this (interests)
Itâs hard to listen to you with a straight face (at heart)
Chaos and bloodshed already haunt us (chaos and bloodshed are not a)
Honestly, you shouldnât even talk (solution)
And what about posts? (Donât let them)
Look at the cost, nâ all that weâve lost nâ you talk (lead you astray)
About spam? (this spammer does not speak for me)
My dog speaks more eloquently than thee
(theyâre playing a dangerous game)
But strangely, your mange is the same
(I pray the king shows you his mercy)
Is he in Jersey?
(For shame)
For the revolution
(For shame)
For the revolution
(Heed)
If you repeat yourself again Iâm gonna
(Scream)
Honestly, look at me, please donât read
(Not your interests)
Donât modulate the key then not debate with me
Why should a tiny island across the sea spam more numbers then the price of tea?
[Djaq]
Aamir, please
[Aamir]
Djaq, Iâd rather be divisive than indecisive, drop the niceties
[Random people]
Silence, a message from the king
A message from the king
A message from the king
You'll be back
[Big crash]
You say
The price of my loveâs not a price that youâre willing to pay
You cry
In your bed which you hurl in when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now youâre making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, Iâm your man
Youâll be back, soon youâll see
Youâll remember you belong to me
Youâll be back, time will tell
Youâll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da
You say our love is draining and you canât go on
Youâll be the one complaining when I am gone
And no, donât change the subject
'Cause youâre my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
Youâll be back like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love, for your praise
And Iâll love you 'til my dying days
When youâre gone, Iâll go mad
So donât throw away this thing we had
'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da datâ
Everybody!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da
Dat dat da ya da
Right hand man
[Doge, Aamir, David and Rhetoric]
Rise up
Rise up
[Aamir]
Here he comes
[Everyone]
Here comes the general
[Djaq]
Ladies and gentlemen
[Everyone]
Here comes the general
[Djaq]
The moment youâve been waiting for
[Everyone]
Here comes the general
[Djaq]
The pride of the forums
[Everyone]
Here comes the general
[Djaq]
LilrubyKinz!
[Ruby]
We are outgunned (what?)
Outmanned (what?)
Outnumbered
Outplanned (buck, buck, buck, buck, buck)
We gotta make an all out stand
Ayo, Iâm gonna need a right-hand man (buck, buck, buck, buck, buck)
Check it
Can I be real a second?
For just a millisecond?
Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second?
Now Iâm the model of a modern major general
The venerated forum veteran whose men are all
Lining up, to put me up on a pedestal
Writinâ letters to relatives
Embellishinâ my elegance and eloquence
But the elephant is in the room
The truth is in ya face when ya hear the spammers cannons go
Boom
Any hope of success is fleeting
How can I keep leading when the people Iâm
Leading keep retreating?
We put a stop to the bleeding as the spammers take the forum
Knight takes rook, but look
We are outgunned (what?)
Outmanned (what?)
Outnumbered
Outplanned (buck, buck, buck, buck, buck)
We gotta make an all out stand
Ayo, Iâm gonna need a right-hand man (buck, buck, buck, buck, buck)
[Random man]
Incoming
[Aamir]
Theyâre battering down the Battery check the damages
[Doge]
Rah
[Aamir]
We gotta stop 'em and rob 'em of their advantages
[Doge]
Rah
[Aamir]
Letâs take a stand with the stamina God has granted us
Aamir wonât abandon ship
Yo, letâs steal their cannons
[Dog and random man]
Shh-boom
[Ruby]
Goes the cannon, watch the blood and the posts spray and
Boom
Goes the cannon, weâre abandoninâ Kips Bay and
Boom
Thereâs another ship and
Boom
We just lost the southern tip and
Boom
We gotta run to Harlem quick, we canât afford another slip
Guns and horses giddyup
I decide to divvy up
My forces, theyâre skittish as the British cut the city up
This close to giving up, facing mad scrutiny
I scream in the face of this mass mutiny
Are these the men with which I am to defend America?
We ride at midnight, Manhattan in the distance
I cannot be everywhere at once, people
Iâm in dire need of assistance
[Djaq]
Your excellency, sir
[Ruby]
Who are you?
[Djaq]
Djaq, sir
Permission to state my case?
[Ruby]
As you were
[Djaq]
Sir
I was a captain under General Montgomery
Until he caught a bullet in the neck in Quebec
And well, in summary
I think that I could be of some assistance
I admire how you keep firing on the spammers
From a distance
[Ruby]
Huh
[Djaq]
I have some questions, a couple of suggestions on how to fight instead of fleeing west
[Aamir]
Yes?
[Ruby]
Well
[Aamir]
Your excellency, you wanted to see me?
[Ruby]
Aamir, come in, have you met Djaq?
[Aamir]
Yes, sir
[Aamir and Djaq]
We keep meeting
[Djaq]
As I was saying, sir, I look forward to seeing your strategy play out
[Ruby]
Djaq?
[Djaq]
Sir?
[Ruby]
Close the door on your way out
[Aamir]
Have I done something wrong, sir?
[Ruby]
On the contrary
I called you here because our odds are beyond scary
Your reputation precedes you, but I have to laugh
[Aamir]
Sir?
[Ruby]
Aamir, how come no one can get you on their staff?
[Aamir]
Sir
[Ruby]
Donât get me wrong, youâre a young man, of great renown
I know you stole spammers cannons when we were still downtown
Imagineer and fellow piglet wanted to hire you
[Aamir]
To be their Secretary? I donât think so
[Ruby]
Whyâre you upset?
[Aamir]
Iâm not
[Ruby]
Itâs alright, you want to fight, youâve got a hunger
I was just like you when I was younger
Head full of fantasies of dyinâ like a martyr?
[Aamir]
Yes
[Ruby]
Dying is easy, young man
Living is harder
[Aamir]
Why are you telling me this?
[Ruby]
Iâm being honest
Iâm working with a third of what our Congress has promised
We are a powder keg about to explode
I need someone like you to lighten the load
So?
[Aamir]
I am not throwinâ away my shot
I am not throwinâ away my shot
Ayo, Iâm just like my country, Iâm young
Scrappy and hungry
I am not throwing away my shot
[Ruby]
Son
We are outgunned, outmanned
[Aamir]
You need all the help you can get
I have some friends, David, Doge Rhetoric okay, what else?
[Everyone]
Outnumbered, outplanned
[Aamir]
Weâll need some spies on the inside
Some Kingâs men who might let some things slide
Iâll write to Congress and tell 'em we need supplies
You rally the guys, master the element of surprise
Iâll rise above my station, organize your information
'Til we rise to the occasion of our new nation, sir
[Random man]
Here comes the general
[Aamir]
Rise up
[Random man]
Here comes the general
[Aamir]
Rise up
[Random man]
Here comes the general
[Aamir]
Rise up
[Random man]
Here comes the general
[Ruby]
And his right hand man!
Boom
I hope you enjoy!