How can I celebrate my Avatar, Borders & skills on discourse?

What do you get when you cross a banana peel and a skateboarder
A broken leg!

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Why does Jack Jack ignite on fire
He has a fiery temper

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You guys know you can put more than one joke in each post right

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Actually :sweat_smile:

It is cuz he is not given the cookie…

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why steal my jokes? lol

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Cuz it is the only think I can successfully steal and we all know yo u asked google anyway… :wink:

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So instead of puns and jokes of our avatars, we’re just doing actual up jokes now? I can’t STAND all this stand up comedy.

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What is a squirrel’s favorite thing to eat for breakfast?

A donut!

Hahahaha. Yeah, that was pretty bad.

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Keeping with the Avatar theam. @Cat_Sass I would make a :pig: pig pun! But I would probably Butcher it! :pig: j/k

And @Swisher how does a :cactus: cactus apologize? I’m so “sorry I was such a prick”! :cactus:

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Yes @Drone_IX you screwed that one up! (Pun intended)

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Y did the gum cross the road?

Cause it was stuck on the chicken’s foot!

Hahahaha. gets out a joke book

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Hahahaahhahahaha :joy:

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Y do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Cause every play has a Cast

Hahahahaha! starts to think that I’m not good at jokes

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What did the :whale: whale say to the other :whale2: whale?

I “whale” always Love you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The chicken that was… um… he was going to… ask for some… money??
Well that joke flopped.

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Heaed that before but it was “witch”

Instead of idiots!

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The resident T-Rex or the resident Ballons? I don’t know who is Laurel or who is Hardy? And I don’t know how to make a poll to see which one is worse! SMH you guys take the :cake: CAKE.

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Click on the little gear to the right just next to your emojii selection.

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I know you’ve all moved on to great things on this chat…but I just realized I have the mustache glasses and it’s soooo bad :joy:

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With dat, u can make a lot of jokes my dude. :wink:

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