How can I celebrate my Avatar on discourse?

#386

Ok, I haven’t seen one for @HeroSSWin 's Avatar yet so here goes!

What is Brown, Hairy & wears sunglasses?
Answer A Coconut on vacation!

Also, What kind of tree is carried in your hand?
Answer A Palm :palm_tree:

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#387

@HeroSSWin My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that can make him cry.

So I hit him with a Coconut!

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#388

You know what they say, the coconut doesnt fall far from the palm :wink:

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#389

This thread is getting coco-nuts!

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#390

Oh, I haven’t thought of one yet… I’ll get back here when I do.

Thanks for inviting me here :slight_smile:

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#391

Yes @TherMasterStitch1 but what room has no doors or Windows?

Answer: A mushroom :mushroom:

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#392

Because people are invited to come into my party since I’m a fungi!

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#393

Yes you are! A very fun guy!

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#394

What do you call a pod of musical Whales?

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#395

An ORCA-STRA :whale: :musical_score: :whale: :musical_note:

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#396

Dat is very clever @Queen_Kate. :+1:

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#397

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#398

Why did the man put his umbrella away and open his wallet?

Cas he was hoping for some change in the weather :grin:

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#399

Here is a couple for @The_Eggsdropper What does a :alarm_clock: clock do when it’s hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Also
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It’s very time consuming :grin:

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#400

Thanks @DroneIX & here’s one for your Avatar the thingamabob aka a corkscrew.
Q. What dance do corkscrews do?
A. The Twist…

Have a nice day & thanks for reading. :rofl:

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#401

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because their all dead!

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#402

That’s like saying

“Why can’t T-Rexes clap?”
“Because they’re all extinct”

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#403

No, the answer to yours is:

Because their itty bitty hands cannot reach each other… :sunglasses:

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#404

I am tired of waiting for someone with scream canisters to get here!!

I cannot cantain myself!!

Maybe yall just gonna tell me to can it but if you do, I will just scream

breathes in deeply

Ok I am done now :relieved::grin:

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#405

Congrats on 400 replies!!!

@Kinokan I think David wants to make some puns for your name.

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