As surprising as it is to see that you still remember that, I must tell you that I’m not a vegan. I couldn’t live without bacon and eggs.
Joke time!
What do you call an eating utensil made of pig meat?
A sPORK!
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@TheSpaghettiKing
Q. What do you get whenever you cross a 
pig with a 
chicken?
A. Bacon and eggs
I wish I had some right about now!
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Also, i didnt choose flubber, but also, i REALLY the hot sauce purple badge as my character
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Haha, dat was a good one. 
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What do an opening an umbrella in a house, and standing under a ladder have in common?
Bad luck. 
alledgedly anyways…
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What if you open an umbrella in a house while walking under a ladder? Does the bad luck get multiplied or do they cancel out?
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Hmmm and broke a mirror at the same time…
Lemme ask google real quick
Edit: Google has no answers to my question 
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We should all stick together. I can help with that, on a super level too.
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Nope. It doesn’t. Ok?
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I have a riddle for your badge!!
What is the difference between a piano, tuna and glue??
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One’s a musical instrument, one is a fish, and one is a substance used for attaching objects?
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You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna. Haha I didn’t get stuck in the glue!
Now let’s het back to avatars. What does a weasel and a balloon have in common? They both go POP! (Because of the song, POP goes the weasel)
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Hmmm man you too smart for me congrats!
You get a cookie!!
gives cookie 
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Only one cookie?!?!?!? I’m going to turn into a monster like Jack Jack. 
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and I will encase you in glass like Edna Mode did 
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Didn’t she put herself in the glass in the new short? Either way, I will destroy everything, both like monster Jack Jack and Stitch!
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Gives extra cookie
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Yummy! Cookies are more delicious than mushroom! Wait what cookie is it? If it’s a raisin oatmeal cookie then Jack Jack SMASH!!!
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