How can I celebrate my Avatar, Borders & skills on discourse?

Champion_David · February 27, 2019, 4:09am

…Gotta keep the puns flying

U less you wanna deflate my confidence in you all…

Polaris · February 27, 2019, 4:06pm

I believe in you!

TheSpaghettiKing · February 27, 2019, 5:33pm

I dino know any more puns really, but I saur am glad for everyone else’s puns!

PawpsicleSticks · February 27, 2019, 5:36pm

My supply of puns is drained, maybe I can resort to sausage puns? They’re the wurst, but I might be able to pull one off.

Polaris · February 27, 2019, 5:40pm

Queen_Kate · February 27, 2019, 8:15pm

@Polaris Will you stop “Mooning” us? Oops those are stars not a moon

Drone_IX · February 27, 2019, 10:53pm

Me when my friend say something stange in a nutshell

Prince_Aamir · February 27, 2019, 11:10pm

What did i miss @Drone_IX? Also having pun fun @Polaris

Prince_Aamir · February 27, 2019, 11:14pm

Polaris is having fun and I’m all squirmy. What a twist(pun intended)

Prince_Aamir · February 27, 2019, 11:16pm

I hope this topic won’t go down (pun intended) like me at the bottom of the sea

Prince_Aamir · February 27, 2019, 11:17pm

And time is winding down the drain (pun intended)

Drone_IX · February 27, 2019, 11:43pm

A lot of Punny Puns

Champion_David · February 28, 2019, 1:03am

I don’t know…they were kinda …Squishy…

@Prince_Aamir aren’t you a sea anemone? Cannot pronounce it thwy way Nemo did. Soo not talented enough for something that funny cuz I am not a clownfish or a clownfish’s home.

Cat_Sass · February 28, 2019, 1:26am

I’m so grateful none of these terrible puns have not made anemone for me!

Queen_Kate · February 28, 2019, 3:47am

@Swisher What is a cactus’s favorite M.C. Hammer song?

“Can’t Touch This”

Queen_Kate · February 28, 2019, 4:29am

@Cat_Sass since you were the first to like that one, I got one for you too!

What did the Pig say to his girlfriend?

Don’t go Bacon My Heart! :

Queen_Kate · February 28, 2019, 3:23pm

@Champion_David What kind of Music is Scary for Balloons?

POP MUSIC of course! lol just kidding my friend.

Queen_Kate · February 28, 2019, 3:35pm

@TherMasterStitch. Why did the Mushroom go to the Party?

He Was A Fun Guy! I’m on a Roll “PUNSTOPPABLE” (sorry) I had to fill in for @PawpsicleSticks he’s was a little busy drinking his favourite Scariest beverage.

The Tea-Rex

Queen_Kate · March 4, 2019, 2:51am

Ok, it has been 3 days since I/we posted any puns so I thought I might as well post a few!
First. @TherMasterStitch Why are Fungi always invited on Road Trips? Because they don’t take up Mush-Room.

Second. One goes out to our resident vegan @TheSpaghettiKing Why did the Banana go to the Dr? It wasn’t peeling well.

Third this goes out to Winnie the Pooh Bear lovers! Why was Tiger staring at the toilet? Why? Of course he was looking for Pooh!

Drone_IX · March 4, 2019, 3:29am

Ok Y did the turkey cross the road? Cause it wanted to be a chicken!

Get it? Cause like dat chicken crosses the road & it inspired someone.