Sometimes, I like to play with songs and change some of the words to humorous effects.
In the Disney song “I’ve Got No Strings” from “Pinocchio”, I substituted the word “Strings” for “Friends”.
I’ve got no Friends
To hold me down
To make me fret
Or make me frown
I had friends
But now I’m free
There are no friends on me.
This is sad but also humorous
I mean, if the friends are toxic and terrible then it is best to cut them off, whether it be figuratively or literally 
What if… I’ve got no strings, but strings replaced with COVID-19 ?
I’ve got no COVID-19
To hold me down
To make me fret
To make me frown
I had Covid-19
But now I’m free
I’ve got no Covid-19 on me.
Pretty funny huh?
… It doesn’t really work musically because of the added syllables. 
I considered using it as part of a medley that I want to write with the song “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” from “Toy Story” and “You Ain’t Never Had A Friend Like Me” from “Aladdin” and calling it “You Ain’t Never Had a Friend in Me”