UN-logical thread

[the_One_and_Only1]

You guys do this at night when I’m not here?

[Pipsqueak]

[Musketeer-Endgame]

@Pipsqueak

… who’s gonna have a long-lost cousin that’s died whose dying wish was for Kim to be buffed

@Filadae_Djaq

I am volunteering you to sacrifice yourself to the PerBlue gods

@Prince-Aamir

Mmmeeee, wwwwhhhhhooooo, dddoooeeeesssnnnt, wwwwaaaant, aaannyyy, sssussspiiiiccccioooussss, rrriiiittttuuuaaalssss iiinnn, thhhhiiiissss, ccchhhaaaatttt.

@Prince-Aamir

499 posts to go!

@Filadae_Djaq

But if no one will do anything to address how stupid society has gotten then who will?

[PawpsicleSticks]

Mmmm, why not.

@PawpsicleSticks

Me: (Checks notifications)

PM’s:

@PawpsicleSticks

The first image in google images is you.

[…]

The source link listed it as “sad anime boy”.

@Filadae_Djaq

Eaves is alive!!! I thought he died!

@PawpsicleSticks

Cults are beginning to form in your small town

[Tragic-Magic]

Here are some:

@Grim_grinning_Ghost

He’ll make a cheetah out of you…

@Filadae_Djaq

eats donuts while walking 1 mile per hour on the treadmill

@Musketeer-Endgame

yay!

chair fight!

make them make

@Grim_grinning_Ghost

Hamm = wolverine

@Tragic-Magic

Time for a crusade, lads.

@Phal

Yes - but let’s talk about actual cats lol

@Musketeer-Endgame

No. Not more but less.

less

And no.

@Champion_David

Kida screams at Djaq.

@Wave9Nut

THE DOOR IS LOCKED

[Rinoxer0nte]

@Black_Widow

If you’re asking favourite, Dog

If you’re asking what I want to eat, umm

Cat

[Champion_David]

And I am only just discovering this thread.

Though I suppose it hasn’t been around very long, has it?

Here’s some randomness from people.

@Prince-Aamir

I’m really confused…

@Filadae_Djaq

Do we roll a die or two to break out jail or something?

And let’s spend a moment with Violent Stitch!

@TherMasterStitch

So people are gonna die! Death! Murder! Blood! Macabre! Kill!

@TherMasterStitch

@TherMasterStitch

Hahahaha I can be very dark! Playing heroes is very fun but playing villains can also be very fun!

@TherMasterStitch

cleans red stained knife with a rag while smiling

And that is enough moments with Violent Stitch…

@Prince-Aamir

so now that I’m alive,

GIFS! GIFS! GIFS!

@Filadae_Djaq

I could contact Spaghetti through Discord

Personally, I’d just get it out of my fridge, but to each their own.

@PawpsicleSticks

We’ll give them the royal treatment, French style!

@Champion_David

Doesn’t that result in decapitation?

By an angry mob?

And that’s the conclusion

[Pipsqueak]

@Polaris

Rotten Tomatoes Apples

@Polaris

Gravity can be a real downer sometimes.

@Polaris

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his ponies

@Polaris

cheese that’s colored

@Polaris

What is even happening

@Polaris

Average McPlayer
Max Out McPlayer

@Polaris

shakes a fist at Endless Creep Surge and War ending at the same time

@Polaris

Feedback yes, feedback is terrible and should never be discussed

@Polaris

I usually have rope

@Polaris

Someone take out the trash

@Polaris

ohhh, they got it, oh wait, nope, they dropped it

@Polaris

I am a dog person.

@Polaris

@Polaris

SPAM

@Polaris

There, I managed the community

[Filadae_Djaq]

I need to know

[Lovely]

@AlienWithBaby

We is just speaking facts with printer and file

@Spam_Police

So ancient, you are a mummy, covered in cobwebs and dust

@AlienWithBaby

You know what I am obsessed, high heel noises

@AlienWithBaby

You don’t have enough money, your bills ain’t paid.

@AlienWithBaby

Sometimes, sometimes, that means some times.

@AlienWithBaby

Wait Italians exist?

@AlienWithBaby

Your getting evicted

@AlienWithBaby

P L A

P L A

P L A

@AlienWithBaby

I’d like my ticket to the PLA, thank you very much kind sir

[Myeong]

@Myeong

Djaq: Your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. End of discussion.

Dash: Also, your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

Lure: Also, your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

Rex: What, these are all true.

I could not keep a straight face when I wrote this one lol.

[Myeong]

@Champion_David: Stop being fake deep; just post about slugs or something.

@Filadae_Djaq: Do you think slugs have the same consistency as gum when you chew them or are they more like other meats (i.e. chicken)?

David: Post cancelled.

[TotallyNotDash]

@Filadae_Djaq

why don’t you go be a nice dinner and shower in prego tomato sauce and mozzarella or something

@TheSpaghettiKing

Why don’t you be a nice pie and sit in an oven

@Filadae_Djaq

i’m already baked

@TheSpaghettiKing

Well I’m already sauced and cheesed, thank you very much.

@Filadae_Djaq

no you’re not you just have meatballs

@TheSpaghettiKing

Oh please, this is just an old photo of me from like 3 years ago. Don’t you know how profile pictures work?

@Filadae_Djaq

pretty sure profile pics stay up to date

@TheSpaghettiKing

Not mine, sir.

[Filadae_Djaq]

@Filadae_Djaq

i’m already baked

do not take this the wrong way please

[Rinoxer0nte]

@Anna_Graham

So Spaghetti King is actually Creepy Pasta

[TherMasterStitch]

@Champion_David

Violent Stitch

I prefer the term chaotic

[Wave9Nut]

Here ye go

@TotallyNotDash

@Filadae_Djaq

yeah i don’t know who kida is

was she that engineer?

@Champion_David

I basically liked all of them…except Milo

@Filadae_Djaq

Something

[Lovely]

@Lovely

Oh that was meant to go in another pm but now it’s here forever, stuck in peoples memories.

Now some people will think about how there was a random comment about chicken in a pm with nothing to do with that, it’ll now probably be a story that people will remember in 2085. It’s stuck here forever. Even the government knows that this comment is here, when I go to college the staff will see this comment about chicken.

It is there like forever!

@Lovely

There’s some chicken from Chick-Fil-A, it’s free

This right here will probably choose if I go to college or not, a hacker is probably seeing comment about chicken??

My friends if they use my phone will now know a comment about chicken?!

This comment is probably now being used to steal data from me?

A comment about chicken from chick-fil-a that is free

@Wave9Nut

@Lovely

Jorts don’t exist, your going insane

Its ok we will take you to a hospital or whatever

I knew it!
The 4 Jortsman of the Apocalypse will arrive.
Expect the first when the bell tolls 1pm central time Friday July 16th 2021!
It’s like we’re really living through that Movie. That was also a book.
You know the one where the old man where’s Jorts on his head and thinks he’s seeing the past. He tragically jumps out a window, and dies. He leaves the poor family without a job on Christmas and they all die within January. So the following Christmas his now homicidal nephew is visited by the US Military, as they attempt to get the hostages out safely. But he is fatally wounded and is visited by his uncle’s ghost. His uncle takes him through the greatest tragedies of mankind, but festive-like. He does this to convince him to surrender, and fight his wife to save the hostages. His life could have been worse. And with his help, the hostages lives can be better. He must kill his wife to save the Hostages and bleeds out neither a Hero nor a Criminal. Just a man. In death he is not shackled. And steals the powers of all 4 Jortsman of the Apocalypse to interfere and save his uncle’s life.
The End.
Jorts will return…

@Lovely

For the next 12 seconds all crime is legal. Blessed be our founding father, a nation reborn. Let the purge commence

@Musketeer-Endgame

cucumber! !!

@AlienWithBaby

If I do that earth will just regenerate and you become part of earth for ever and have to live with pollution for good

@Musketeer-Endgame

@AlienWithBaby

My biggest flex is that the show Stranger Things wouldn’t exist without my race of aliens

I know, big disapointnemnts and sad thoughts, aliens shouldn’t exists.

@Lovely

find it funny that the person who’s responsible for the mature warnings on games and movies etc. is literally named Tipper Gore

@Musketeer-Endgame

Paris’ pollution and RATS!

[Myeong]

Dash: Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory.
Save me, before they…

Djaq: I got your message
And have snuck my way inside.
OMG, what the…

[TotallyNotDash]

That is Accurate…
Wow, I feel very strange as if…
Oh No, HELP ME PLEASE-