You handcuffed yourself to Musk before punching him into space?
I thought foxes were supposed to be clever… 
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You weren’t there so you don’t know all the details.
I actually uncuffed myself from him before pushing him out
Isn’t that right, @TotallyNotDash?
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Yes. I was there.
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Ding dong the thread is dead 
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mwah
so beautiful
so gorgeous
here’s my phone number
(800) 588 2300
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I assume that’s a joke number, of some sort?
No, but it’s not a personal phone number 
I’ve heard this phone number so many times on commercials
i’m surprised it has so many views
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I remember that now. 
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Ruby is worse than Google Translate. 
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Ruby Translate
The best translator app!
Developed by Frozen Sugar Studio
Reviews
1 out of 5:
Ruby sucks. Worst translator ever. Also, it keeps on advertising Dairy Queen to me for some reason.
5 out of 5:
I would definitely recommend it to those who need “help” with their Spanish homework.
10 out of 5:
Ruby is the most reliable, intelligent, incredible, inspiring and gorgeous translator! Ruby makes learning fun and downloading this app grants you instant popularity by association! Download this app and then watch Frozen to celebrate! Highly recommend!
10 out 10101010202022029292022:
I joined the cult and loved it, the meetings, the floating, everything! We are going to mars, ruby is our leader… GRACIAS
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lE D0I uNA sTRElla pk no le puedo dar zer0s strellas, siempre k la uso me dice otra cosa que nada que ver… La peor app de todas
-Google’s User
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Reposting this here because it’s too hilarious to not share.
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Hmmm… I wonder who wrote that 
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A joke I made back in April and probably the point in my life where my humor hit its peak:
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Inaccurate. I would be the killer.
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I felt this quote was fitting to be in here :p
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Man, this topic has been dead for a while. :/
Anyhoo
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I feel inclined to post this indisputable message from Djaq
Although I guess it doesn’t really qualify as un-logical
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