Blandest character ever (generic man unlikely concept)

Why use a monster with super powers, or an iconic disney character when y ou can whip out a generic man into battle


Entrance: casually walks drinking soda

Win: puts on earbuds and listens to music on his iphone

Lose: flops on the ground like he died

Its a normal dude so he has terrible stats

Bad hp

Decent defense

Bad reality

Good normal

No fantastic

General stuff:
Design heavily influenced on stock photos mixed with looking like jim hawkings face wise

Shares the same voice and sounds as milo

Basic attack: punch, all other types of basic attack is normal attack

White skill: Many jobs to choose

The person swaps 3 forms of clothing and depending on what outfit he gets the basic attack change

Cop: when the outfit is put on, he steps into midline and shoots with a gun as his basic attack. This also makes his allies feel safer making his allies retrieve 100% movement and attack boost as well as making all but him immune to 3 disables and grants hp shields.

Chef: swapping to this puts him in the backlines. Every basic attack he does applies damage over time and reduces energy gained. Once he swaps to the chef all of his allies get rengeneration because hes cooking food from behind.

Teacher: generic person becomes a teacher and hits opponents with a ruler being in the front line. As a teacher he knows all of the weakness of the enemies and tries to teach his allies how to beat them. This debuffs all enemies’ armor and reality as well as studying them.


Blue: take a pic!
The generic person takes a pic of the chaos thats happening in front of him with his phone and sends it to tiktok which causes silence and blindness to the frontmost enemies. Depending on the number of opponents still active he will either gain energize (3 more)or extra skill power (3 less)

Purple skill: basketball

The generic man dribbles a ball around showing off his sick tricks. He will gain x skill power while doing this and gains energize to himself

Red still: red bull gives you wings

The generic mans attack speed and movement increases


Mei lee - frontlines gain extra armor and reality

Miss piggy - take a pic silences backs as well

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Yes imagine your meta character being joe shmoe from whatever town wyoming and not an iconic disney character
Truly the timeline to live in


That was good.

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This is hilarious

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