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Why couldnā€™t jack sparrow see the new pirate movie

It was rated argh!!!

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I love that joke!

Herā€™es that joke i saw from online that I think itā€™s gross and funny

Why was Tiggerā€™s head stuck in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh
(Iā€™m not competing this Disney Comedy Game. I just want to share this joke i saw from the internet)
http://laffgaff.com/disney-jokes-puns/

Ha! Thatā€™s a good one!

Hope my joke will win!

Okay everyone, thanks for entering! The submission bracket is now closed. Keep an eye out for the tournament bracket - this one will be a little different than the last! It will be posted shortly :slight_smile:

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Round 1

Okay, here it is! This round there are 16 entries included! They are divided into groups of 4 - vote for your favourite from each group!

Group 1

@TurkeyWhisper8

What did king Fergus say when he wanted more to drink at the feast?

Morā€™du!

@Prince_Aamir

Why didnā€™t Peterā€™s friends have homes?

Because they were lost boys!

@Filadae_Djaq

How is Pete respected a lot?

People do stuff for his sake.

@Chief_Lionheart_XLI

What does Shere Khan boss say to him when heā€™s not working too good?

Youā€™re Fired!

Which is funniest?

  • TurkeyWhisper8
  • Prince_Aamir
  • Filadae_Djaq
  • Chief_Lionheart_XLI

0 voters

Group 2

@Wailord

If the princess of Agrabah bullies someone, sheā€™s not evilā€¦ sheā€™s jas mine .

@CMG4SpookMaster

What did Mickey day to Minnie when he couldnā€™t find his key?!

MICKEY!!!

@LilRubyKinz

What did Elsaā€™s mom tell her when she asked where her powers came from?

Iduna-t know!

@Champion_David

Naveen, Eugene, and Philip all ran into a bar.

Aladdin ducked.

Which is funniest?

  • Wailord
  • CMG4SpookMaster
  • LilRubyKinz
  • Champion_David

0 voters

Group 3

@Wailord

Thereā€™s someone that Wall-E canā€™t live without.

Dash

@NCTzen_Haechan

Lady lives in a white house because her husband is Tramp.

@TherMasterStitch

Knock Knock

Whoā€™s there?

Winnie the

Winnie The Who?

No, not Winnie The Who, itā€™s Winnie the Pooh!

@SpiderHog

Why is Peter Pan always flying

He NeverLands!

Which is funniest?

  • Wailord
  • NCTzen_Haechan
  • TherMasterStitch
  • SpiderHog

0 voters

Group 4

@LetsGetDangerousBro

What did the seagull said to the other seagull?

MINE your business!

@NCTzen_Haechan

What if Disney hired Camila Cabello to sing Lilo & Stitchā€™s theme song?

See the lyrics:

:notes: Ohana , ooh na na. Half of my heart is in Ohana , ohh na na. :notes:

@Chief_Lionheart_XLI

What do you called a mouse that works with Nickelodeon?

Nickey

@The-captain-toontasic

Why couldnā€™t Jack Sparrow see the new pirate movie?

It was rated argh!!!

Which is funniest?

  • LetsGetDangerousBro
  • NCTzen_Haechan
  • Chief_Lionheart_XLI
  • The-captain-toontasic

0 voters

Commence voting! Have fun!

Doesnā€™t this mean SpiderHog is disqualified?

@SpiderHog Do you have anything to say to protest to this? I believe Iā€™ve also heard this joke before.

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Which Is why I never voted for him. He will lose anyways, it does not matter.

No offense, just that polls seem to say that.

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Yay my joke is winning in this round do far!

It still makes me laugh!
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Round one is now closed! Stay tuned for round two!

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Yay! I win!

And I lost the first roundā€¦ :cry:

But good luck everyone :grin::+1:

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Itā€™s time for the semi-finalsā€¦

Round 2

@Filadae_Djaq

How is Pete respected a lot?

People do stuff for his sake.

@LilRubyKinz

What did Elsaā€™s mom tell her when she asked where her powers came from?

Iduna-t know!

Which is funniest?

  • Filadae_Djaq
  • LilRubyKinz

0 voters

@TherMasterStitch

Knock Knock

Whoā€™s there?

Winnie the

Winnie The Who?

No, not Winnie The Who, itā€™s Winnie the Pooh!

@The-captain-toontasic

Why couldnā€™t Jack Sparrow see the new pirate movie?

It was rated argh!!!

Which is funniest?

  • TherMasterStitch
  • The-captain-toontasic

0 voters

Sorry for the delay! Iā€™ve been real busy as of late.

Final Round


@Filadae_Djaq

How is Pete respected a lot?

People do stuff for his sake.

@TherMasterStitch

Knock Knock

Whoā€™s there?

Winnie the

Winnie The Who?

No, not Winnie The Who, itā€™s Winnie the Pooh!

Which is funnier?

  • Filadae_Djaq
  • TherMasterStitch

0 voters

errrā€¦so hard to pick one!

I swear I never thought Iā€™d make it this far

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Funniest forumer? Iā€™ll be Robin that title in no time, being the truest Hiro of comedy, and all, but donā€™t be discouraged! Just relax with a warm cup of Tia and snuggle up with an Animal. Because thereā€™s always next lightyear.

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