Haz bean won yeer sens me start eeteeng yooneevers
Butt eye mayk tairable disckography! No eeteng yooeevers! Eye eeteng Stewpidvers! Thes es tearebel! Mi stumak wiill bee udder atak frum creyzzee weerd peepole beefor eye feeniiss! Wad du eye doo?
Hilp mee furm comuynytee, yooar meye ohnlee hoep.
Allsoh iz taystee fur aynee wundureeng.
this is a continuation of my previous 2 years april fools jokes, even though this reads like crap post, please do not flag please
Eye deffinnitlee missred thees az “Spiderverse” att firsd.
I read it as “Eye eating spiders” and was confused. As if the spiders eat… well…
Eye haf mit I eeteng spyderz befour.
Yah thee payj tin speyedur eets Is.
Aht leeest eye theenk thaht waz hiz naym.
Yoo mae nïd surgryé
Yoo miit bee riit.
What a strange a thread made by someone who definitely is not me.
This is a definitely unrelated video.
Yes sirrreeee.
Happy April FOOLS!
This was supposed to be an April Fools topic… 
Oh, Sorry!