Only a sith deals in absolutes
draws lightsaber
No! I swear, I detest anime!
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Oh my a war
You’re lying! You traitor!
Hey what are you talking about?
I’m lost
Forum Wars Episode III : Revenge of the Dash
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Penguin Dave, please forgive me. Dash is lying! I hate anime, I was lying about Genshin!
Then Explain This 
Fine. I am a member of the Genshin fan club. But only because Gio asked me.
My loyalties are still to Penguin Dave.
You cannot be both. Only one. You lied to Penguin Dave!
You deal in absolutes Sith apprentice. We will take you and your Penguin master down
How brave, admitting that he’s on the oppsite side. :o
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