Smash Ultimate has a few anime characters so that means—
Poor Rex, he’s in prison
This is prison
The population will protest against these convictions!
Find out what happens next week. Same bat-time, same bat-channel.
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Congress is also considering to ban Anime from all streaming services.
Nopuedeser
FAKE NEWS.
REAL Breaking News: Commander-Rex did not play Genshin Impact but only was a member of the fan club because his friend, Gio had told him to. President Penguin Dave has accepted him back into the No Anime Police and has released a public statement clearing Rex of his charges.
This just in, Rex may be having a trial. It is uncertain now. Only Dash can decide.
OBJECTION!!!
BREAKING NEWS: To bring an end to Anime, Commander-Rex shall be released from prison, BUT his friend by the name of Gio shall be jailed instead. CASE CLOSED!!!
Ohh a Trial!
NEW BREAKING NEWS
Breaking News: Commander-Rex said he wanted to play, but his parents did not accept anime because their loyalties were to President Penguin Dave. President Penguin Dave now accepts people under 18 to watch anime.
Let’s see that I’m slow, what’s happening here
Rex betrayed the Republic!
Poor Gio