Situation: Instead of Covid 19, everyone is infected by TikTok 19. Everyone who is infected by this virus instantly downloads TikTok, becomes a TikTok-er and gets obssesed with it. Only you and a few persons are the last survivors, and you don´t know the cure. But the rumor is that a scientist in the other side of the world knows…
immediately dies
survives for a while, but gets extremely nervous
Hides in house because I don’t want to get obsessed with TikTok
grabs everyone’s electronics and blows them up
We can’t get infected if we have nothing to download TikTok with.
The virus would probably control us to look for materials to build a phone
forces everyone to forget how to build an electronic
That would work, but how would you do that
Wasn’t there an -inator in Phineas and Ferb that made everyone forget what the aglet was? Just build one of those.
Oh yeah!
invents uncringe-inator
Who will you use it on
boyffnf will be guinea pig
Say that tiktok 19 was fake news
It honestly doesn’t sound like something that’s impossible, there are many parasites that already control minds, and with them evolving, this is definitely possible. Parasites always want to reproduce, so if this one reproduces via TikTok, it would control the host’s brain to make them do TikTok. T. Gondii, an already existing parasite, can only reproduce via cats. So it controls the host’s brain by forming cysts which get rid of fear and decision making. For example, in mice, instead of them being repelled by cats, they are attracted to them. This way, the parasite can reproduce.
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I already have TikTok and have made some videos…
gasps in Spanish
I’m banned from TikTok
(Not my fault, I just don’t use social media)
So…when do we want to continue?
Don’t revive dea-
I mean…
Situation: You become head of the PerBlue Offices, what would you do?