With Statler and Waldorf in the game. I have great idea for you.
As we all know, Statler and Waldorf always has the last word in the sketch or musical number in the original Muppet Show. Their heckling has kept people in stitches for decades. When those two are around no one is safe. So, why should the any patch note? So, here’s my proposition.
I need someone to pose as Statler and Waldorf whenever we have a patch note with a character or two in it. I need someone who is very knowledgeable of Disney, who has a exceptional sense of humor, and can make a joke on the spot.
As a trial, I want you make a Statler and Waldorf like joke about any hero to make sure I have the right person for the job.
It has to be about a character CURRENTLY IN THE GAME.
The cornier the better
Attacks on PB, it’s staff, or any forumer are strictly prohibited
"Doh-ho-ho"s are optional
Keep it PG
Have fun with it
Let the heckling begin