NAME: Hummer Guy
QUOTE: “Dude, this car rocks! And I can watch Madagascar while I’m driving!” (I changed the fourth word on purpose for obvious reasons)
ROLE: Midline Damage
DESCRIPTION: This man likes Madagascar so much, it makes him wanna fight the Creeps without looking!
SOURCE: Family Guy Season 5 Episode 3
ANIMATIONS
ENTRANCE: Hummer Guy drives into the battle stage. (Until B0)
BASIC ATTACK: Runs over an enemy, dealing X Normal damage.
VICOTRY: Raises his arm.
DEFEAT: Gets out of the Hummer and walks offscreen, followed by the Hummer glitching away.
SKILLS
WHITE SKILL (Merge Without Looking): Hummer Guy runs over all enemies with his Hummer, dealing X TRUE damage.
GREEN SKILL (Hippo Hop): Hummer Guy watches Madagascar (his Hummer is specially designed with a screen that plays the movie on endless loop), healing himself and his entire team for X HP. Hummer Guy also gains Attack Up from this skill.
BLUE SKILL (Those Animals Are So Funny): At the start of a new wave, Hummer Guy crashes right into the enemy team, dealing X Fantastic damage and Scaring enemies for X seconds. The jumpscare has a chance to fail on enemies leveled X or higher.
PURPLE SKILL (This Car Rocks): Those Animals Are So Funny now causes Hummer Guy to gain Autoheal for X seconds.
RED SKILL (Rumsfeld): This Car Rocks will now also affect one random ally besides Hummer Guy.
FRIENDS
SHANK
CAMPAIGN: Hummer Guy wants to use his Hummer in Slaughter Race, but is traumatized after learning that it’s actually a limited-edition collectable. Now he and Shank have to fight anyone who tries to steal it!
ALLIES: Finnick, Vanellope, Barley
DISK: Limited Edition - +X Reality to Hummer Guy, plus an additional X Armor everytime Merge Without Looking is used.
(I can’t think of a second friend campaign, taking suggestions)