Well, since everyone’s going crazy over food-themed characters, I’m going to go a bit crazy. Sit back with some popcorn, it’s a biggie.
Professor Breakfast
-Alignment: Chaotic Evil
-Nationality: Canadian, Eh?
-“How do ya like your eggs?”
-Powers: Unrivaled Cooking Skills, Prankster
-Weakness: Cold/Frozen food.
-Lair: Abandoned breakfast diner on a local mountain.
-Appearance: Dark brown boots, white pants, with a leather jacket the same color of a pancake. Also has brown epualets to represent syrup. Aviator glasses. Wears two cylindrical tanks on his back which carry his ammo.
-Gadgets/Weapons:
Several types of grenades, which explode into:
•Maple Syrup
•Blueberry Syrup
•Chocolate Syrup
•Whipped Cream
•Melted Butter
Tank on the right side if his back is connected by a pipe to his main gun. His gun is set to fire:
•Maple Syrup Stream
•Scrambled Egg Blobs
•Whipped Cream
•Rapid Fire Sausage Links
•Machine Gun Cereal
•Rapid Fire Bacon Strips
Second tank connects via pipe to a larger, more open blaster, which is more like a mini-cannon compared to it’s rifle-like counterpart. The second blaster can shoot these foods:
•Rapid Fire Pancake Barrage
•Waffle Barrage
•Toast Barrage
•Donut Barrage
•French Toast Bolt
•Triple Muffin Blast
•Single Fried Egg
•Bagel With Cream Cheese Bomb
Aviator glasses have small but powerful sprayers in them. Pressing his left temple causes thin but highly concentrated streams of orange juice to hit his attacker. Pressing his right temple causes the same effect, but with hot coffee.
Professor Breakfast was widely considered to be the best chef in the city. He could cook all kinds of foods, brunch, lunch and dinner, and win over the affections of even the most cruel and honest critics. But he especially loved breakfast. He would cook it multiple times a day, even for lunch and dinner. Sometimes he wouldn’t even eat it. That’s literally how much of a freak he was. Get a life, dude.
But one day, Professor Pancake was on his way to work, when his car got into a bad accident. It was raining something fierce, and the road was so slippery that he went flying down the hill and his car door flew open. He went soaring in the air, until he landed in a river below! But not just any river. Up north on the river, there sat a huge Maple Syrup and Pancake factory, and it’s machines and conveyor belts ran old-school . . . On steam engines. So, the factory had to sit on the riverbank, with it’s own harbor jutting into the river, where boats floated along to ship out the syrup and pancakes. But, due to a leakage problem, the river became contaminated and pollution with maple syrup, bacon, heck, even whole fried eggs. And then, Professor Breakfast fell smack into the middle of it. After falling asleep in it, Breakfast emerged as even more breakfast-obsessed and crazy. God, what was in that syrup . . . Now, he wreaks havoc on the innocent with various breakfast themed gizmos and weapons.
This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever written, and I’m so proud of it. Sorry it’s so long! Went into some serious detail with his backstory.
