Today’s topic: REFRESH.
It seems Andy has put some of his toys away. Over time, they’ve become underpowered and worn out. They are in desperate need of some refreshing and some cleaning. Currently on my server, everyone basically uses THE SAME TEAM. Which makes the game incredibly BORING.
Disgust, Honey Lemon, Fear, Swedish Chef / Clawhauser, and Maximus. Sprinkle in a little variation every once and a while and VOILA! A cookie cutter recipe for Disney Heroes Battle mode. “Why?!?” You ask? Because these are the current “meta” or “OP” characters just throwing in a pot to simmer for 2-3 months. Making a delicious conundrum of repetition!
It brings a sparkly little tear to my twinkling eye everytime I see Wreck it Ralph become “get wrecked Ralph” and drop like a SACK OF POTATOES within seconds of each battle. Or see Rex just be basically NOT SCARY. PerBlue, HE WANTS TO BE SCARY.
Do us a favor, go back to your OG (original gangstas) and just rinse em off. You know? Give em a little scrubby scrub. A washy wash with Mr. Bubble and lavender lemon. They’re begging for love. They want to be loved! THEY NEED YOU.
So I’m calling on all the king’s horses and all the king’s men to put these characters back together again: Ralph, Rex, Vanellope, Jack Skelington, Sally, Judy, and Yax just needs a bath. Do it!!!
If there are any sad and lonely toons you’d like to see get cleaned up, drop their names in the boxes below! SAVE OUR TOONS!
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