CHALMERS: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
SKINNER: Ah, Superintedent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable concept!
CHALMERS: Yeah…
Name: Seymour Skinner
Quote: “I’m not Seymour Skinner. That man is the REAL Seymour Skinner!”
Role: Support
Position: Backline
Description: Principal Skinner steams his trademark Steamed Hams to support his allies.
Entrance: Seymour’s oven glitches onto the battlefield, then Skinner himself appears by jumping off of the Big Butt Skinner balloon, which was carrying him to the City.
Basic Attack: Yes.
Victory: Seymour gives his team a thumbs-up.
Defeat: Seymour’s oven explodes and he becomes sad.
SEYMOUR: Oh egads! My concept is ruined! But what if…I were to borrow a concept from Jsslade and disguise it as my own writing? Delightfully devillish, Seymour!
White Skill: Steamed Clams
Passive: Instead of a Basic Attack, Skinner gains one stack of Steamed Clams every 5 seconds.
Active: Skinner prepares the Clams and gives each of them to a random ally besides himself, healing X HP.
SKINNER: Superintendent! I was just…Stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric excersise! Care to join me?
CHALMERS: Why is there smoke coming out of your computer, Seymour?
SKINNER: That isn’t smoke! That’s Creeps! Creeps from the concept I’m making! It makes the concept more realistic.
CHALMERS: I see…
Green Skill: Steamed Hams
If Skinner has at least 10 Steamed Clams prepared when KO’d, he consumes 10 Clams, turns them into Steamed HAMS, and revives himself with 50% of his max HP.
Instead of Healing, Steamed Hams give allies 35 energy.
This only happens the first time Seymour reaches 0 HP.
CHALMERS: So you call them Steamed Hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
SKINNER: Yes!
CHALMERS: I se–GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!
SKINNER: The Sign-In Hero reveal.
CHALMERS: A Sign-In Hero announcement?! THIS EARLY?!
SKINNER: Yes!!
CHALMERS: May I read them?
SKINNER: No.
Blue Skill: An Unforgettable Lucheon
Seymour eats a Steamed Clam/Ham, he gains X HP/10 energy but loses one Clam/Ham.
SKINNER: Y’know, one thing I should…Excuse me for one second.
Purple Skill: Ruined Roast
If Seymour is KO’d and already used Steamed Hams, his roast burns the opponent, dealing 50% of Skinner’s Maximum HP to the Creep that KO’d him as True Damage.
Red Skill: Delightfully Devilish, Seymour
Ruined Roast now deals 100% of Seymour’s max HP instead of 50%.
SKINNER: A good time was had by all, I’m pooped!
AGNES: Seymour! The house is being attacked by Creeps!
SKINNER: No, mother, it’s just a marketing campaign by Disney.
CHALMERS: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but…You battle a good mode.
AGNES: Help! HEEEELP!!
Okay, enough of this skit. Onto the friend campaigns.
FRIEND CAMPAIGNS
Coming soon…