UN-logical thread

[Filadae_Djaq]

@Phal

I can sense this is gonna go in that thread Dove created eventually…

your senses are indeed correct, my friend

@Musketeer

@Filadae_Djaq

i will now mow the grass

@Phal

DON’T DISTURB THAT CUTE TINY GRASS

@Filadae_Djaq

no

time to bring djali to dinner

@Phal

You heartless monster

@Filadae_Djaq

vroom vroom

@Phal

Good. Let it fly away.

@Musketeer

This is always coming back.

@Filadae_Djaq

it’s flying to patch of grass

@Phal

You’re just sleep deprived…

@Filadae_Djaq

no

sleep is not necessary

@Filadae_Djaq

time to eat grass

@Phal

So… when you said “I’m a cow” you meant it…

@Filadae_Djaq

no

@Phal

I see

Well have fun eating grass at 4:30 AM

But don’t touch the tiny dreaming grass

i touched the tiny deaming grass

the end

[Lovely]

Discobot randomness, part 3

@Lovely

Money is the reason we exist

@AlienWithBaby

So if someone die, just print more money

@AlienWithBaby

WE NEEDED THEM!

@AlienWithBaby

Okay I get it, lemme think I guess it’s my turn.

buys subscription

@AlienWithBaby

When you told me the whole story I felt like throwing up…

@AlienWithBaby

Here comes the void!!! Hello void! Welcome! Ready to destroy earth?

beautiful flute music in back ground.

@AlienWithBaby

Then get out of here, sweat

@AlienWithBaby

Uh uh zoom zoom zoom duh duh duh uh uh uh

@AlienWithBaby

Bee Bee? GIRL WHAT?

@AlienWithBaby

I know you wanna fight me discobot

@AlienWithBaby

You kno I want that bee I wanna eat like e

@AlienWithBaby

You know what I will leave, you know what I willl leave. You knowwwww.

@AlienWithBaby

Should we invade earth

@AlienWithBaby

sings even more terrible and horrible

@AlienWithBaby

Alright, alright

@AlienWithBaby

Rude humans

[TotallyNotDash]

@AlienWithBaby

I know you wanna fight me discobot

Disco wants to fight itself

[TherMasterStitch]

Some people here have been quoted so many times. They are such un-logical people.

[Rinoxer0nte]

That sounds like @AlienWithBaby…

[Lovely]

[Prince-Aamir]

@Lovely

Imagine using clingy that is just really clingy of you like why are you clingy like clingy

@Lovely

Like stop clinging on like you still got killed like so clingy

@Filadae_Djaq

clingy lingy thingy ringy wingy dingy singy

@Prince-Aamir

Lots of Clingy thoughts

@TheCannonCart

someone should post this in the Unlogical thread

Wish granted.

[Myeong]

@Myeong

Myeong: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!

Dash: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Djaq: More or less, I guess…

Rex: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Rino: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

Gio: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

@Myeong

Myeong: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Dash: Okay, but what is updog?

Djaq: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Rex: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Rino: No, that’s an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Gio: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Myeong: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Rex: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Djaq: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Dash: What’s a henway??

Myeong: Oh, about five pounds.

THAT SECOND ONE HAD ME DYING WHEN I WROTE IT LOL.

[Myeong]

@Myeong

The best part about this is how Dash’s name works really, really well in this scenario.

“The fake is TotallyNotDash.”

“The fake is Totally NotDash.”

“The fake is Totally Not Dash.”

[Lovely]

Just a pack of randomness

@Filadae_Djaq

the police car came out as gay

@Musketeer

Words and age DOESN’T MATTER

STOP CRYING!

@Musketeer

Twitter is toxic so are you… la la la

@AlienWithBaby

Nicki Minaj said sold out, outsold

@Gjmguy

P O G G

@AlienWithBaby

I see all these pretend barbies I’m beginning to end Barbie I am Nicki the ninja remember I’ve been Barbie

@Musketeer

TUN
TIN
TRAHAHAH
TUTU
TETE
TOTOTOTOTO
PPPPEEEE

OOOOO
AAAAA

Church Bells

Eeeee

Oooooo
AAAAAAAAAAAA

dead.

Huhuhu
Huehuehuehuea

@Filadae_Djaq

yeah because i’m a girl

@Kira

Have you contacted Hope for Paws?

@TherMasterStitch

We’ve contacted animal control

@Lovely

Hope for paws, they collect paws…?

[TotallyNotDash]

Ehe. This conversation was kinda long.

@Filadae_Djaq

She needs Twitter. Where are the Twitter pills?

@TotallyNotDash

Uh… In Rex’s section of this PM.

@Filadae_Djaq

Those are the normal pills. I think the Twitter pills in Lure’s cabinet.

@TotallyNotDash

How about Oswald’s trash can?

@Filadae_Djaq

Those are the Discord pills.

@TotallyNotDash

Rino’s Hei Hei Pillow?

@Filadae_Djaq

Hei Hei pills…

@TotallyNotDash

checks Lure’s cabinet

Nope! These are Simp pills!

almost falls off cabinet

@Filadae_Djaq

Shoot. Gio’s cabinet?

@TotallyNotDash

checks Gio’s cabinet

Nope! Only Genshin Pills!

sees Rex running off in the distance

@Filadae_Djaq

Throw him the normal pills.

Check my cabinet, it should be full of Twitter pills.

@TotallyNotDash

throws normal pills at Rex

runs off to check Djaq’s cabinet and almost drowns in Twitter Pills that come bursting out

I-im okay!

@Filadae_Djaq

You didn’t accidentally consume a pill, did you?

@TotallyNotDash

Uh… Maybe?

@Filadae_Djaq

How many?

@TotallyNotDash

Uh… 69?

@Filadae_Djaq

Oh no. You’ve been overdosed.

Wait, just to check: What are your opinions on Jschaltt?

@TotallyNotDash

Summary

DISGUSTENG

@Filadae_Djaq

Yep. We’re gonna have to take you in for surgery.

Prepare the operating room.

@TotallyNotDash

Surgery is a hoax. It fixes nothing! Just like masks! Dream hates surgery! Everything he says is right!

@Filadae_Djaq

Oh no. He’s taken too many pills. We’re gonna have to put him down.

@TotallyNotDash

What??? That’s offensive! I’ma cancel you! I have rights you dumb dumb!

@Filadae_Djaq

No. I don’t wanna have to put you down.

Just answer:

Your favorite YouTuber just criticized another YouTuber. What do you do?

@TotallyNotDash

Spam their DMs with death threats!

@Filadae_Djaq

Goodbye, Dash. It was nice knowing you.

[Myeong]

I was wondering why this conversation looked familiar, and then it hit me.

[Filadae_Djaq]

@Myeong

then it hit me

were you thinking about how gravity works again

[Myeong]

Nope. I’m not falling for that trick.

[Lovely]

Wait… this is also a spam

[Tragic-Magic]

Where is this PM

And why ain’t I in it

[Lovely]

It’s another super secret pm

[Tragic-Magic]

Aw…

Is it a chat thing cuz I love a chat thing

[Lovely]

Isn’t this also basically a spam chat

[PawpsicleSticks]

Only spam of a certain type.