You know you would
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Speaking of “Shiny”, here’s two parodies of the song from one of my favorite lesser-known YouTubers, Thadudette:
Oy, Ive seen these!I was going to post these 
. Glad we both watch Thaditude.
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I have an idea for a parody of Shiny we could all work on as a group…
This song is too catchy!
I’d rather be shiny! (that was for comparison…)
It would be diffiult but it may work…
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Tamatoa is amazing!
You can sing this to the song, lol.
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The song is so trashy!
/s
I’m gonna get flaggy!
/s
Up all night to get lucky!
Can one of the regulars make the lyrics a wiki so we could all work on the parody?
Lyrics
Well, Tamatoa hasn’t always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I’m beautiful, baby
Did your granny say listen to your heart
Be who you are on the inside
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Your granny lied!
I’d rather be
Shiny
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look
Shiny
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman’s neck
Just a sec!
Don’t you know
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)
Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
Mmm, fish dinners
I just love free food
And you look like seafood (seafood)
Well, well, well
Little Maui’s having trouble with his look
You little semi-demi-mini-god
Ouch! What a terrible performance
Get the hook (get it?)
You don’t swing it like you used to, man
Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your tattoos on the outside
For just like you I made myself a work of art
I’ll never hide; I can’t, I’m too
Shiny
Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
Strut my stuff; my stuff is so
Shiny
Send your armies but they’ll never be enough
My shell’s too tough
Maui man, you could try, try, try
But you can’t expect a demi-god
To beat a decapod (give it up)
You will die, die, die
Now it’s time for me to take apart
Your aching heart
Far from the ones who abandoned you
Chasing the love of these humans
Who made you feel wanted
You tried to be tough
But your armour’s just not hard enough
Maui
Now it’s time to kick your
Hiney
Ever seen someone so
Shiny
Soak it in 'cause it’s the last you’ll ever see
C’est la vie mon ami
I’m so
Shiny
Now I’ll eat you, so prepare your final plea
Just for me
You’ll never be quite as
Shiny
You wish you were nice and
Shiny
Parody
Well, this song was not always inside my head
I was a sad little human once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because this song is bop
Did your granny say listen to “Your Welcome”?
Or even “How far I’ll’ go”?
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Listen to Shiny!
This song is so
Catchy
Like a song from an old Broadway show
Put on your playlist, 'cause it’s so
Catchy
It will be the only thing that you can think
In just a sec!
Don’t you know
People are dumb, dumb, dumb
They always love the “I want” song (beginners!)
Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the animated princess
Ooo, green necklace!
I just love this song
And you like the “I want song” (want song)
Well, well, well
Little Sarah’s having trouble with that high note
You little princess-loving-fan-girl
Ouch! What a terrible performance
Get the hook (get it?)
You don’t sing it like you used to, man
Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your sweet tunes on the outside
For just like that this song is a work of art
It will never die; It can’t, It’s too
Catchy
Watch me win an academy award
Sing this song; this song is so
Catchy!
Send your boat’s out but they’ll never be enough
This song’s too tough
Oh man, you could try, try, try
But you can’t expect a chief-princess
To beat a decapod (look it up)
Your voice will crack, crack, crack
Now it’s time for me to take apart
Your sing-song heart
Far from the Disney studios
Who hired Auliʻi Cravalho
Chasing the voice acting talents
of Jemaine Clement
You tried to sing a song
But your vocal chords just not strong enough
Maui
Why did this song fail
Publicly
Ever seen a song so
Catchy
Soak it in 'cause it’s the last you’ll ever hear
Vous venez de traduire ceci
Its so
Catchy
Now I’ll sing it, so just sing along with me
You’ll never be quite as
Catchy
'Cause the best song is called
Shiny
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What´s bop?
It’s like when a song is so catchy, you bop your head to it
Ok
(10cha)
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I edited a bit more
For those who cared, I finished it with the help of Rino! Let me/us know if there should be any changes!
This is old, I know, but I’m just discovering this and as a big fan of Moana, I knew I had to add something. Enjoy:
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No problem! Let the Tamatoa fun continue!
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