Sea Food
Kaa/Moana
Prologue
Kaa: Sssay now, what have we here?
Moana: I was just about ask you the same question.
Kaa: I am Kaa, come my dear. Let me take a look at you. (start to hypnotize Moana)
Moana: Oh, that not… ahem… what? Oh, some calling me. So, i gotta go so… bye.
Episode 1: Exhaution
Moana: So, Maui. Ready to go on patrol?
Maui: Again? Kid, this is third night in a row. You must be exausted.
Moana: A little. (Yawns) But that not gonna stop me from fighting the creeps.
Maui: Oh all right. Just let me get my hook.
1: Moana has been going on patrol for three night in a row with little rest.
2: Moana says she’s okay. But Maui has reason for concern.
3: Maui reluntanly agrees and went to get his hook.
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Unknown to either of them, Kaa was eavesdroping on the situation.
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Kaa knows that a tired prey is easier to catch.
Kaa: I could not plan thissss better myself. Moana maybe a bit on the ssskinny side of scrawny, but she’ll due. Now all have to do is seperate her from her hook-weilding friend.
Episode 2: The Plan
1: Kaa’s plan is short and sweet.
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Get Moana while she’s alone and gain her trust.
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Then, he will coax her to fall asleep and it will be dinnertime.
4: He will use his hypnotism if all else fails.
5: What could possibly go wrong? (Well, knowing Kaa, pretty much everything.)
Kaa: Their are many thingsss in this cccity that will make anyone sssleepy. I will sssee her in my coilsss yet.
Episode 3: The Hunt is On
1: Kaa follows the duo to the port.
2: Maui and Moana split up to make their rounds go faster.
3: Kaa slithers down as Moana is ambushed by a brute.
4: Moana yawns as she readys her oar.
- Kaa’s coil gets caught on a loose board and he flies headfirst into the brute making the creep fall off the edge of the dock and into the water.
Moana: Kaa!?! What are you doing here?
Kaa: Well…uh…you see…I was merely joining you on your patrol.
Moana: You? Help us?
Kaa: Ccceetainly. It would sssseem they are not much here, may i sssuggest checking another part of the city.
Moana: but what about Maui he might…
Kaa: Oh, Maui will be fine. He can take care of himssself.
Moana: I guess it wouldn’t hurt.
Kaa: Yesssss Moana. Trussst in me.
Maui: Kid? Where ya goin? Moana!?! So, that slithering belt, Kaa thinks he can make a meal out of my pupil huh? Not on my watch he’s not. It’s Maui time!
Episode 4: Sip into Silent Slumber
1: Kaa and Moana head downtown, with Maui not far behind.
2: Moana yawns and can’t keep her eyes open. Kaa suggest she drink something to help her stay awake.
3: Everbody knows that warm milk help you sleep.
4: Kaa goes to get a cup of nice, warm milk.
5: He return to give it to the cup of milk to Moana.
Moana: Are you sure this will keep me awake?
Kaa: I am posssitive, this will do the trick. Sleep well…uh…i mean drink well.
Episode 5: The Switcheroo
1: Before she could take a sip, Moana and Kaa were ambushed by creeps
2: Kaa consricts a ninja while Moana sleepily hits a mage with her oar
3: While they were fighting the creeps, Maui sneaks from behind and switches the milk for a cup of coffee.
- After the scuffle, Moana takes a sip from the coffee.
5: Then Moana, who has never had coffee before, goes into a caffine-induced rush (Much to Kaa’s disappointment).
Moana: (talkling rapidly) You were right Kaa, that did wake me up. i feel i like i can patrol the entire city now. Come on, come on, come on! Let’s go, let’s go, let go! Now, now, NOW!!!
Kaa: Hmm, this might be a little harder than i thought.
Moana: (rapid talking) Hurry up you slowpoke. Hurry up wil ya. come on come on let’s go! let’s go come on! come on, let’s go, come on!
Kaa: (sigh) Oh boy.
Episode 6: Music Soothes the Savage Beast
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Kaa spots the music store, which gives him a sneaky idea.
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After her rush, Kaa insist that an even more tired Moana should listens to some music to keep her awake.
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Kaa puts on some soothing music that makes her sleepy and nods off giving Kaa the chance to strike.
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Before Kaa could take a bite, Maui switches the music to loud rock n’ roll.
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Moana wakes up with start.
Moana: (Rubbing her eyes) Mmmm that didn’t help either.
Kaa: Well i guess there is one thing we could try that just might work. (Chuckles)
Episode 7: Back to Basics
1: Moana walks out the music store, basically sleepwalking at this point.
2: Kaa creates a hamock from his coils for Moana to sleep on and gently rocks back and forth.
3: When Moana opened her eyes, she could see Kaa’s hypnotic eyes staring at her as she fell under his spell.
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Moana fell fast asleep, snoring gently.
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Kaa’s hamock began to coil around her body as he is ready for his meal.
Moana: (snoring gently) zzzz
Kaa: You know, for what it’s worth Moana, i really did like you. But ssssurvival of the fittest and all that you know. Let’ssss hope you make a better meal than you did a judge of character.
Maui: Hey Slithers! Chee-Hoo!!!
Episode 8: Rescue the Daughter of the Chief
1: Before Kaa could swallow Moana whole, Maui flies out out of nowhere squashing Kaa under foot, releasing a groggy Moana from Kaa’s coils and his trance.
2: Maui stamped with such force, the rest of Kaa came falling down and ontop of the snake’s head.
3: Maui then rumpled Kaa into a ball.
4: Using his hook as a golf club, Maui yells out “Fore!” And hits the screaming snake, sending Kaa flying to the other side of the city.
5: Maui than check up on Moana. Holding her head in pain.
Maui: You okay kid?
Moana: Yeah, but i got such a headache. What happened?
Maui: Kaa tried to score a free dinner with you as the main course. But i guess you could say that scaley set of boots bit off more than he can chew. Heh heh. I am right or i am right kid? Uh… Moana?
Moana: (snoring gently) zzzzzzzz
Maui: heh. I guess i’ll tell her when she wakes up. Right now kid, you got a date with a nice, soft bed.
Friendship Campaign Complete