Kaa/Moana Friendship Campaign

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Kaa/Moana

Prologue

Kaa: Sssay now, what have we here?

Moana: I was just about ask you the same question.

Kaa: I am Kaa, come my dear. Let me take a look at you. (start to hypnotize Moana)

Moana: Oh, that not… ahem… what? Oh, some calling me. So, i gotta go so… bye.

Episode 1: Exhaution

Moana: So, Maui. Ready to go on patrol?

Maui: Again? Kid, this is third night in a row. You must be exausted.

Moana: A little. (Yawns) But that not gonna stop me from fighting the creeps.

Maui: Oh all right. Just let me get my hook.

1: Moana has been going on patrol for three night in a row with little rest.

2: Moana says she’s okay. But Maui has reason for concern.

3: Maui reluntanly agrees and went to get his hook.

  1. Unknown to either of them, Kaa was eavesdroping on the situation.

  2. Kaa knows that a tired prey is easier to catch.

Kaa: I could not plan thissss better myself. Moana maybe a bit on the ssskinny side of scrawny, but she’ll due. Now all have to do is seperate her from her hook-weilding friend.

Episode 2: The Plan

1: Kaa’s plan is short and sweet.

  1. Get Moana while she’s alone and gain her trust.

  2. Then, he will coax her to fall asleep and it will be dinnertime.

4: He will use his hypnotism if all else fails.

5: What could possibly go wrong? (Well, knowing Kaa, pretty much everything.)

Kaa: Their are many thingsss in this cccity that will make anyone sssleepy. I will sssee her in my coilsss yet.

Episode 3: The Hunt is On

1: Kaa follows the duo to the port.

2: Maui and Moana split up to make their rounds go faster.

3: Kaa slithers down as Moana is ambushed by a brute.

4: Moana yawns as she readys her oar.

  1. Kaa’s coil gets caught on a loose board and he flies headfirst into the brute making the creep fall off the edge of the dock and into the water.

Moana: Kaa!?! What are you doing here?

Kaa: Well…uh…you see…I was merely joining you on your patrol.

Moana: You? Help us?

Kaa: Ccceetainly. It would sssseem they are not much here, may i sssuggest checking another part of the city.

Moana: but what about Maui he might…

Kaa: Oh, Maui will be fine. He can take care of himssself.

Moana: I guess it wouldn’t hurt.

Kaa: Yesssss Moana. Trussst in me.

Maui: Kid? Where ya goin? Moana!?! So, that slithering belt, Kaa thinks he can make a meal out of my pupil huh? Not on my watch he’s not. It’s Maui time!

Episode 4: Sip into Silent Slumber

1: Kaa and Moana head downtown, with Maui not far behind.

2: Moana yawns and can’t keep her eyes open. Kaa suggest she drink something to help her stay awake.

3: Everbody knows that warm milk help you sleep.

4: Kaa goes to get a cup of nice, warm milk.

5: He return to give it to the cup of milk to Moana.

Moana: Are you sure this will keep me awake?

Kaa: I am posssitive, this will do the trick. Sleep well…uh…i mean drink well.

Episode 5: The Switcheroo

1: Before she could take a sip, Moana and Kaa were ambushed by creeps

2: Kaa consricts a ninja while Moana sleepily hits a mage with her oar

3: While they were fighting the creeps, Maui sneaks from behind and switches the milk for a cup of coffee.

  1. After the scuffle, Moana takes a sip from the coffee.

5: Then Moana, who has never had coffee before, goes into a caffine-induced rush (Much to Kaa’s disappointment).

Moana: (talkling rapidly) You were right Kaa, that did wake me up. i feel i like i can patrol the entire city now. Come on, come on, come on! Let’s go, let’s go, let go! Now, now, NOW!!!

Kaa: Hmm, this might be a little harder than i thought.

Moana: (rapid talking) Hurry up you slowpoke. Hurry up wil ya. come on come on let’s go! let’s go come on! come on, let’s go, come on!

Kaa: (sigh) Oh boy.

Episode 6: Music Soothes the Savage Beast

  1. Kaa spots the music store, which gives him a sneaky idea.

  2. After her rush, Kaa insist that an even more tired Moana should listens to some music to keep her awake.

  3. Kaa puts on some soothing music that makes her sleepy and nods off giving Kaa the chance to strike.

  4. Before Kaa could take a bite, Maui switches the music to loud rock n’ roll.

  5. Moana wakes up with start.

Moana: (Rubbing her eyes) Mmmm that didn’t help either.

Kaa: Well i guess there is one thing we could try that just might work. (Chuckles)

Episode 7: Back to Basics

1: Moana walks out the music store, basically sleepwalking at this point.

2: Kaa creates a hamock from his coils for Moana to sleep on and gently rocks back and forth.

3: When Moana opened her eyes, she could see Kaa’s hypnotic eyes staring at her as she fell under his spell.

  1. Moana fell fast asleep, snoring gently.

  2. Kaa’s hamock began to coil around her body as he is ready for his meal.

Moana: (snoring gently) zzzz

Kaa: You know, for what it’s worth Moana, i really did like you. But ssssurvival of the fittest and all that you know. Let’ssss hope you make a better meal than you did a judge of character.

Maui: Hey Slithers! Chee-Hoo!!!

Episode 8: Rescue the Daughter of the Chief

1: Before Kaa could swallow Moana whole, Maui flies out out of nowhere squashing Kaa under foot, releasing a groggy Moana from Kaa’s coils and his trance.

2: Maui stamped with such force, the rest of Kaa came falling down and ontop of the snake’s head.

3: Maui then rumpled Kaa into a ball.

4: Using his hook as a golf club, Maui yells out “Fore!” And hits the screaming snake, sending Kaa flying to the other side of the city.

5: Maui than check up on Moana. Holding her head in pain.

Maui: You okay kid?

Moana: Yeah, but i got such a headache. What happened?

Maui: Kaa tried to score a free dinner with you as the main course. But i guess you could say that scaley set of boots bit off more than he can chew. Heh heh. I am right or i am right kid? Uh… Moana?

Moana: (snoring gently) zzzzzzzz

Maui: heh. I guess i’ll tell her when she wakes up. Right now kid, you got a date with a nice, soft bed.

Friendship Campaign Complete

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Que buena escena

Woah, great story and dialogue!

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Thank you, i’m glad you liked it.

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